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[cheering] Heat up here.

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Welcome, welcome, welcome to last WEEK

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Welcome, welcome, welcome to last WEEK
 

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Welcome, welcome, welcome to last WEEK
TONIGHT. WE ARE BACK. [cheering] WE'VE

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TONIGHT. WE ARE BACK. [cheering] WE'VE
 

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TONIGHT. WE ARE BACK. [cheering] WE'VE
BEEN OFF FOR THE LAST THREE MONTHS and

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BEEN OFF FOR THE LAST THREE MONTHS and
 

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BEEN OFF FOR THE LAST THREE MONTHS and
we have missed a lot and I mean a lot, a

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we have missed a lot and I mean a lot, a
 

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we have missed a lot and I mean a lot, a
lot. Trump was awarded the first ever

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lot. Trump was awarded the first ever
 

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lot. Trump was awarded the first ever
FIFA Peace Prize just weeks before

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FIFA Peace Prize just weeks before
 

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FIFA Peace Prize just weeks before
kidnapping the president of Venezuela.

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kidnapping the president of Venezuela.
 

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kidnapping the president of Venezuela.
The latest batch of Epstein files got

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The latest batch of Epstein files got
 

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The latest batch of Epstein files got
released. Measles numbers exploded

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released. Measles numbers exploded
 

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released. Measles numbers exploded
across multiple states, which I know

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across multiple states, which I know
 

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across multiple states, which I know
seems bad, but to be fair, not if you're

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seems bad, but to be fair, not if you're
 

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seems bad, but to be fair, not if you're
the measles.

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the measles.
 

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the measles.
Trump repeatedly threatened to take over

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Trump repeatedly threatened to take over
 

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Trump repeatedly threatened to take over
Greenland, or as he now seems to refer

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Greenland, or as he now seems to refer
 

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Greenland, or as he now seems to refer
to it about half the time, Iceland. The

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to it about half the time, Iceland. The
 

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to it about half the time, Iceland. The
Beckham family went through some

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Beckham family went through some
 

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Beckham family went through some
And Trump said this while promoting

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And Trump said this while promoting
 

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And Trump said this while promoting
whole milk in the Oval Office.

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whole milk in the Oval Office.
 

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whole milk in the Oval Office.
>> That's actually a legal definition.

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>> That's actually a legal definition.
 

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>> That's actually a legal definition.
Whole milk.

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Whole milk.
 

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Whole milk.
And it's whole with a W for those of you

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And it's whole with a W for those of you
 

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And it's whole with a W for those of you
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that have a problem. [laughter]
 

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that have a problem. [laughter]
>> What I mean, I guess he's right there.

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>> What I mean, I guess he's right there.
 

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>> What I mean, I guess he's right there.
It is actually whole milk with a W, not

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It is actually whole milk with a W, not
 

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It is actually whole milk with a W, not
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whole milk, which I know sounds like
 

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whole milk, which I know sounds like
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nonsense, but is actually the official
 

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nonsense, but is actually the official
beverage of the absolutely real new

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beverage of the absolutely real new
 

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beverage of the absolutely real new
Netflix show Detective Hole, starring,

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Netflix show Detective Hole, starring,
 

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Netflix show Detective Hole, starring,
and this is true, Detective Harry.

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and this is true, Detective Harry.
 

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and this is true, Detective Harry.
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series of novels, and it's supposed to
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be pronounced Hoola, but respectfully,
 

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be pronounced Hoola, but respectfully,
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no Norway, it's pronounced whole. And
 

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no Norway, it's pronounced whole. And
that was just the beginning. So, our mom

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that was just the beginning. So, our mom
 

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that was just the beginning. So, our mom
Donnie was sworn in as New York mayor.

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Donnie was sworn in as New York mayor.
 

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Donnie was sworn in as New York mayor.
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>> [cheering]
>> Eric Adams launched a meme coin that he

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>> Eric Adams launched a meme coin that he
 

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>> Eric Adams launched a meme coin that he
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anti-semitism and okay and the
 

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anti-semitism and okay and the
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department of the interior announced a
 

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department of the interior announced a
new coal mascot called kohi which really

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new coal mascot called kohi which really
 

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new coal mascot called kohi which really
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felt like an attempt to bait us into
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coming back early. It wasn't even the
 

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coming back early. It wasn't even the
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only time that we were attempted to do
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that because there was also the headline
 

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that because there was also the headline
beloved walrus penis stolen from New

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beloved walrus penis stolen from New
 

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beloved walrus penis stolen from New
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Jersey cheese steak icon owner is
 

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Jersey cheese steak icon owner is
blubbering mad. YOU DON'T THINK IF WE'D

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blubbering mad. YOU DON'T THINK IF WE'D
 

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blubbering mad. YOU DON'T THINK IF WE'D
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BEEN ON AIR BACK THEN WE'D HAVE TRACKED
 

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BEEN ON AIR BACK THEN WE'D HAVE TRACKED
DOWN THAT WALRUS penis and donated THE

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DOWN THAT WALRUS penis and donated THE
 

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DOWN THAT WALRUS penis and donated THE
PROCEEDS TO DOCTORS WITHOUT BORDERS OR

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PROCEEDS TO DOCTORS WITHOUT BORDERS OR
 

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PROCEEDS TO DOCTORS WITHOUT BORDERS OR
SOMETHING? ARE YOU NEW HERE? OH, AND AT

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SOMETHING? ARE YOU NEW HERE? OH, AND AT
 

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SOMETHING? ARE YOU NEW HERE? OH, AND AT
MISS UNIVERSE, one contestant did this.

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MISS UNIVERSE, one contestant did this.
 

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MISS UNIVERSE, one contestant did this.
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This salmon inspired gown mirrors both

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This salmon inspired gown mirrors both
 

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This salmon inspired gown mirrors both
the delegates [music]

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the delegates [music]
 

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the delegates [music]
movements as a baton twirler and the

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movements as a baton twirler and the
 

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movements as a baton twirler and the
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essence of Norway's leading export.
 

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essence of Norway's leading export.
>> YEAH, THAT HAPPENED. MISS Norway wore

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>> YEAH, THAT HAPPENED. MISS Norway wore
 

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>> YEAH, THAT HAPPENED. MISS Norway wore
this as a costume. And I guess to be

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this as a costume. And I guess to be
 

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this as a costume. And I guess to be
fair, it does sum up Norway nicely in an

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fair, it does sum up Norway nicely in an
 

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fair, it does sum up Norway nicely in an
image. I mean, what else was she going

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image. I mean, what else was she going
 

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image. I mean, what else was she going
to dress up as? Detective Harry Hole.

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to dress up as? Detective Harry Hole.
 

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to dress up as? Detective Harry Hole.
But [cheering] wait, I'm still not done

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But [cheering] wait, I'm still not done
 

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But [cheering] wait, I'm still not done
because the Winter Olympics got underway

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because the Winter Olympics got underway
 

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because the Winter Olympics got underway
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and there's already been lots of
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incredible action as well as some
 

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incredible action as well as some
personal drama like this.

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personal drama like this.
 

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personal drama like this.
>> It was a careerfing moment for Bathlete

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>> It was a careerfing moment for Bathlete
 

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>> It was a careerfing moment for Bathlete
Sterling Holm Lride. But it's what he

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Sterling Holm Lride. But it's what he
 

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Sterling Holm Lride. But it's what he
said next that he'll be remembered for.

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said next that he'll be remembered for.
 

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said next that he'll be remembered for.
6 months ago, I met the love of my life,

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6 months ago, I met the love of my life,
 

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6 months ago, I met the love of my life,
the world's most beautiful, wonderful

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the world's most beautiful, wonderful
 

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the world's most beautiful, wonderful
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person in the world. And 3 months ago, I
 

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person in the world. And 3 months ago, I
made the biggest mistake of my life and

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made the biggest mistake of my life and
 

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made the biggest mistake of my life and
cheated on her.

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cheated on her.
 

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cheated on her.
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>> Wow. That is usually not the kind of
 

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>> Wow. That is usually not the kind of
declaration of love you see in public.

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declaration of love you see in public.
 

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declaration of love you see in public.
It is why stadium jumbotrons generally

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It is why stadium jumbotrons generally
 

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It is why stadium jumbotrons generally
say things like, "Will you marry me?"

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say things like, "Will you marry me?"
 

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say things like, "Will you marry me?"
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and not, "Sorry, I your sister.
 

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and not, "Sorry, I your sister.
Are we cool?"

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Are we cool?"
 

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Are we cool?"
The point is that guy won a bronze medal

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The point is that guy won a bronze medal
 

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The point is that guy won a bronze medal
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then immediately begged for his
 

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then immediately begged for his
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ex-girlfriend of 6 months to forgive him
 

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ex-girlfriend of 6 months to forgive him
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and seemed optimistic that it might
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work.
 

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work.
>> He told his country and the world he'd

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>> He told his country and the world he'd
 

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>> He told his country and the world he'd
rather commit quote social suicide on

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rather commit quote social suicide on
 

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rather commit quote social suicide on
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live TV if it meant a small chance of
 

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live TV if it meant a small chance of
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winning her back.
 

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winning her back.
>> Today I made a choice to tell the world

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>> Today I made a choice to tell the world
 

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>> Today I made a choice to tell the world
what I did. But maybe it can help. I

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what I did. But maybe it can help. I
 

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what I did. But maybe it can help. I
don't know. I hope there's a happy

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don't know. I hope there's a happy
 

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don't know. I hope there's a happy
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ending. There's not as yet.
 

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ending. There's not as yet.
>> Oh, there is definitely not because she

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>> Oh, there is definitely not because she
 

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>> Oh, there is definitely not because she
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since put out a statement declining to
 

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since put out a statement declining to
reunite and saying, "We have had contact

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reunite and saying, "We have had contact
 

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reunite and saying, "We have had contact
and he is aware of my opinions on this."

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and he is aware of my opinions on this."
 

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and he is aware of my opinions on this."
A response that could only be more

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A response that could only be more
 

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A response that could only be more
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brutal if she delivered it after winning
 

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brutal if she delivered it after winning
silver in his event. And if you're

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silver in his event. And if you're
 

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silver in his event. And if you're
thinking, "Wow, the bialon is

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thinking, "Wow, the bialon is
 

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thinking, "Wow, the bialon is
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surprisingly messy." You clearly know
 

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surprisingly messy." You clearly know
nothing about the bialon because it's

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nothing about the bialon because it's
 

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nothing about the bialon because it's
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not even this guy's first time causing
 

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not even this guy's first time causing
trouble. In 2023, he was banned from the

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trouble. In 2023, he was banned from the
 

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trouble. In 2023, he was banned from the
Bialon World Cup after accidentally, and

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Bialon World Cup after accidentally, and
 

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Bialon World Cup after accidentally, and
this is true, shooting his gun in the

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this is true, shooting his gun in the
 

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this is true, shooting his gun in the
team's hotel. Meanwhile, in the women's

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team's hotel. Meanwhile, in the women's
 

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team's hotel. Meanwhile, in the women's
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competition this year, Julia Simone
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competed for France despite the fact
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her a three-month suspended jail
 

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her a three-month suspended jail
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sentence after she admitted to stealing
 

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sentence after she admitted to stealing
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the credit cards of her teammate and an
 

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the credit cards of her teammate and an
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unnamed French staffer and making $2,300
 

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unnamed French staffer and making $2,300
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in online purchases. She apparently
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said, "I can't explain it. I don't
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remember doing it. I can't make sense of
 

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remember doing it. I can't make sense of
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it." And I don't know how this story
 

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it." And I don't know how this story
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could get any juicier unless she turns
 

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could get any juicier unless she turns
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out to be the woman THAT THAT GUY
 

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out to be the woman THAT THAT GUY
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CHEATED ON HIS GIRLFRIEND WITH. Because
 

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CHEATED ON HIS GIRLFRIEND WITH. Because
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at that point, someone please call Andy
 

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at that point, someone please call Andy
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Cohen. We have a new hit Bravo series on
 

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Cohen. We have a new hit Bravo series on
our hands. By the way, Simone competed

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our hands. By the way, Simone competed
 

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our hands. By the way, Simone competed
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at the Olympics this week. AND GUESS
 

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at the Olympics this week. AND GUESS
WHAT? SHE WON GOLD.

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WHAT? SHE WON GOLD.
 

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WHAT? SHE WON GOLD.
THE FRENCH CREDIT CARD THIEF WON GOLD.

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THE FRENCH CREDIT CARD THIEF WON GOLD.
 

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THE FRENCH CREDIT CARD THIEF WON GOLD.
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AND YOU THINK I DON'T want to talk about
 

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AND YOU THINK I DON'T want to talk about
the chaotic energy of Olympic bathletes

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the chaotic energy of Olympic bathletes
 

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the chaotic energy of Olympic bathletes
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for the rest of this show? Of course I
 

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for the rest of this show? Of course I
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do.
 

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do.
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It's all I want to talk about. But
 

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It's all I want to talk about. But
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sadly, I can't do that because, and I
 

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sadly, I can't do that because, and I
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think you probably know where this is
 

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think you probably know where this is
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going. We have to dive straight in with
 

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going. We have to dive straight in with
our main story this week, which concerns

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our main story this week, which concerns
 

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our main story this week, which concerns
what's been happening in Minnesota. From

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what's been happening in Minnesota. From
 

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what's been happening in Minnesota. From
the surge in immigration raids to the

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the surge in immigration raids to the
 

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the surge in immigration raids to the
killings of Renee Good and Alex Prey to

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killings of Renee Good and Alex Prey to
 

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killings of Renee Good and Alex Prey to
the massive protests in the streets. And

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the massive protests in the streets. And
 

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the massive protests in the streets. And
to be clear, for all this

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to be clear, for all this
 

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to be clear, for all this
administration's talk of paid agitators,

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administration's talk of paid agitators,
 

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administration's talk of paid agitators,
the protests there came from justifiably

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the protests there came from justifiably
 

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the protests there came from justifiably
furious locals like this almost absurdly

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furious locals like this almost absurdly
 

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furious locals like this almost absurdly
Midwestern man. You know what really

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Midwestern man. You know what really
 

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Midwestern man. You know what really
pisses me off is the fact that they

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pisses me off is the fact that they
 

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pisses me off is the fact that they
detain people, cuff them, and then still

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detain people, cuff them, and then still
 

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detain people, cuff them, and then still
beat the out of them. They tell you

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beat the out of them. They tell you
 

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beat the out of them. They tell you
it's immigrants, only immigrants. It's

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it's immigrants, only immigrants. It's
 

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it's immigrants, only immigrants. It's
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anybody.
 

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anybody.
>> I I have friends that got detained and

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>> I I have friends that got detained and
 

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>> I I have friends that got detained and
all they were doing was driving

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all they were doing was driving
 

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all they were doing was driving
home from work.

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home from work.
 

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home from work.
>> What the Sounds like you don't fit

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>> What the Sounds like you don't fit
 

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>> What the Sounds like you don't fit
the definition of the uh And I'm not

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the definition of the uh And I'm not
 

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the definition of the uh And I'm not
 PAID TO BE HERE LIKE EVERYBODY

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PAID TO BE HERE LIKE EVERYBODY
 

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PAID TO BE HERE LIKE EVERYBODY
 SAYS. WHAT THE IS THAT? I

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SAYS. WHAT THE IS THAT? I
 

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SAYS. WHAT THE IS THAT? I
got to work in the goddamn morning just

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got to work in the goddamn morning just
 

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got to work in the goddamn morning just
like everybody else. I'm just here

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like everybody else. I'm just here
 

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like everybody else. I'm just here
trying to stand up for community. Dude,

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trying to stand up for community. Dude,
 

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trying to stand up for community. Dude,
we're all human beings here. I don't

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we're all human beings here. I don't
 

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we're all human beings here. I don't
give a who you are, where you came

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give a who you are, where you came
 

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give a who you are, where you came
from, what color you are. It doesn't

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from, what color you are. It doesn't
 

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from, what color you are. It doesn't
 matter. This is wrong. YEAH. AND

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matter. This is wrong. YEAH. AND
 

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matter. This is wrong. YEAH. AND
YOU KNOW [cheering]

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YOU KNOW [cheering]
 

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YOU KNOW [cheering]
you are acting like a bunch of dicks

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you are acting like a bunch of dicks
 

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you are acting like a bunch of dicks
when you're provoking that level of

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when you're provoking that level of
 

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when you're provoking that level of
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response in Minnesota. A state whose
 

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response in Minnesota. A state whose
whole thing is being MINNESOTA NICE.

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whole thing is being MINNESOTA NICE.
 

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whole thing is being MINNESOTA NICE.
THEY PUT IT ON MERCH.

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THEY PUT IT ON MERCH.
 

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THEY PUT IT ON MERCH.
Other states couldn't pull that off,

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Other states couldn't pull that off,
 

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Other states couldn't pull that off,
especially because Florida nice sounds

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especially because Florida nice sounds
 

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especially because Florida nice sounds
like a brand of pills you buy from the

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like a brand of pills you buy from the
 

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like a brand of pills you buy from the
gas station that makes your heart

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gas station that makes your heart
 

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gas station that makes your heart
explode. And I will say this does seem

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explode. And I will say this does seem
 

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explode. And I will say this does seem
like a turning point for this

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like a turning point for this
 

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like a turning point for this
administration on immigration. Polls

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administration on immigration. Polls
 

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administration on immigration. Polls
show the majority of Americans do not

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show the majority of Americans do not
 

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show the majority of Americans do not
approve of what's been happening and nor

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approve of what's been happening and nor
 

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approve of what's been happening and nor
should they. Because for all Trump's

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should they. Because for all Trump's
 

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should they. Because for all Trump's
talk of targeting the worst of the

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talk of targeting the worst of the
 

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talk of targeting the worst of the
worst, that rings pretty hollow when you

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worst, that rings pretty hollow when you
 

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worst, that rings pretty hollow when you
see agents doing things like dragging a

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see agents doing things like dragging a
 

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see agents doing things like dragging a
US citizen out of his house in his

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US citizen out of his house in his
 

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US citizen out of his house in his
underwear through the snow and taking a

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underwear through the snow and taking a
 

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underwear through the snow and taking a
5-year-old into custody. It is frankly

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5-year-old into custody. It is frankly
 

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5-year-old into custody. It is frankly
no wonder anti- ice sentiment has spread

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no wonder anti- ice sentiment has spread
 

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no wonder anti- ice sentiment has spread
to places that you might not even

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to places that you might not even
 

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to places that you might not even
expect. from Poptarts the cat who posted

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expect. from Poptarts the cat who posted
 

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expect. from Poptarts the cat who posted
video with ice on it to the

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video with ice on it to the
 

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video with ice on it to the
subreddit Massive where users

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subreddit Massive where users
 

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subreddit Massive where users
captions dickpicks with things like how

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captions dickpicks with things like how
 

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captions dickpicks with things like how
hard I get when I think about abolishing

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hard I get when I think about abolishing
 

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hard I get when I think about abolishing
ICE to an AEW match in Vegas earlier

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ICE to an AEW match in Vegas earlier
 

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ICE to an AEW match in Vegas earlier
this month where this happened.

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this month where this happened.
 

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this month where this happened.
>> Now the face in the eyes of the champion

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>> Now the face in the eyes of the champion
 

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>> Now the face in the eyes of the champion
[cheering]

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>> [cheering]

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>> Excellent.

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>> Excellent.
 

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>> Excellent.
Well done to everyone involved there

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Well done to everyone involved there
 

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Well done to everyone involved there
from the crowds getting their point

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from the crowds getting their point
 

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from the crowds getting their point
across in the perfect way to MJF going

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across in the perfect way to MJF going
 

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across in the perfect way to MJF going
full Jim from the office into the

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full Jim from the office into the
 

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full Jim from the office into the
camera. The point is, to the extent they

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camera. The point is, to the extent they
 

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camera. The point is, to the extent they
ever had it, ICE and Border Patrol have

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ever had it, ICE and Border Patrol have
 

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ever had it, ICE and Border Patrol have
clearly lost the public's trust. And it

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clearly lost the public's trust. And it
 

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clearly lost the public's trust. And it
frankly hasn't helped to see grotesque

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frankly hasn't helped to see grotesque
 

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frankly hasn't helped to see grotesque
clips like this one at Mara Lago on New

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clips like this one at Mara Lago on New
 

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clips like this one at Mara Lago on New
Year's Eve of Christ dancing with Steven

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Year's Eve of Christ dancing with Steven
 

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Year's Eve of Christ dancing with Steven
Miller. [music]

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>> [music]

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[music]

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[music]
 

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[music]
>> Look, there is so much weird stuff going

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>> Look, there is so much weird stuff going
 

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>> Look, there is so much weird stuff going
on in that clip that you probably didn't

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on in that clip that you probably didn't
 

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on in that clip that you probably didn't
even notice the Ninja Turtle dancing

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even notice the Ninja Turtle dancing
 

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even notice the Ninja Turtle dancing
with Vanilla Rice on stage there. HERE

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with Vanilla Rice on stage there. HERE
 

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with Vanilla Rice on stage there. HERE
IS A BETTER angle of Michelangelo being

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IS A BETTER angle of Michelangelo being
 

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IS A BETTER angle of Michelangelo being
photographed at the exact moment he

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photographed at the exact moment he
 

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photographed at the exact moment he
SEEMS TO REALIZE JUST HOW MANY PEOPLE IN

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SEEMS TO REALIZE JUST HOW MANY PEOPLE IN
 

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SEEMS TO REALIZE JUST HOW MANY PEOPLE IN
THAT ROOM were mentioned in the Epstein

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THAT ROOM were mentioned in the Epstein
 

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THAT ROOM were mentioned in the Epstein
fires.

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fires.
 

453
00:08:54,880 --> 00:08:57,670
fires.
Now, I should say there have been some

454
00:08:57,670 --> 00:08:57,680
Now, I should say there have been some
 

455
00:08:57,680 --> 00:08:59,190
Now, I should say there have been some
promising developments this week.

456
00:08:59,190 --> 00:08:59,200
promising developments this week.
 

457
00:08:59,200 --> 00:09:01,350
promising developments this week.
Democratic leaders seem to have finally

458
00:09:01,350 --> 00:09:01,360
Democratic leaders seem to have finally
 

459
00:09:01,360 --> 00:09:02,710
Democratic leaders seem to have finally
read the public's anger and are

460
00:09:02,710 --> 00:09:02,720
read the public's anger and are
 

461
00:09:02,720 --> 00:09:05,030
read the public's anger and are
currently holding up funds for DHS as a

462
00:09:05,030 --> 00:09:05,040
currently holding up funds for DHS as a
 

463
00:09:05,040 --> 00:09:07,430
currently holding up funds for DHS as a
whole as they push for new restrictions

464
00:09:07,430 --> 00:09:07,440
whole as they push for new restrictions
 

465
00:09:07,440 --> 00:09:10,630
whole as they push for new restrictions
on immigration agents. And on Thursday,

466
00:09:10,630 --> 00:09:10,640
on immigration agents. And on Thursday,
 

467
00:09:10,640 --> 00:09:13,110
on immigration agents. And on Thursday,
this happened tonight. Borders are Tom

468
00:09:13,110 --> 00:09:13,120
this happened tonight. Borders are Tom
 

469
00:09:13,120 --> 00:09:13,190
this happened tonight. Borders are Tom
H. Home. Home. Home. Home. Home. Home.

470
00:09:13,190 --> 00:09:13,200
H. Home. Home. Home. Home. Home. Home.
 

471
00:09:13,200 --> 00:09:13,990
H. Home. Home. Home. Home. Home. Home.
Home. Home. Home. Homeman says the

472
00:09:13,990 --> 00:09:14,000
Home. Home. Home. Homeman says the
 

473
00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:15,750
Home. Home. Home. Homeman says the
massive immigration operation that's

474
00:09:15,750 --> 00:09:15,760
massive immigration operation that's
 

475
00:09:15,760 --> 00:09:17,750
massive immigration operation that's
been going on for months in Minnesota,

476
00:09:17,750 --> 00:09:17,760
been going on for months in Minnesota,
 

477
00:09:17,760 --> 00:09:20,230
been going on for months in Minnesota,
Operation Metro Surge, is coming to an

478
00:09:20,230 --> 00:09:20,240
Operation Metro Surge, is coming to an
 

479
00:09:20,240 --> 00:09:20,710
Operation Metro Surge, is coming to an
end.

480
00:09:20,710 --> 00:09:20,720
end.
 

481
00:09:20,720 --> 00:09:22,710
end.
>> We've had great success with this

482
00:09:22,710 --> 00:09:22,720
>> We've had great success with this
 

483
00:09:22,720 --> 00:09:24,949
>> We've had great success with this
operation, and we're leaving Minnesota

484
00:09:24,949 --> 00:09:24,959
operation, and we're leaving Minnesota
 

485
00:09:24,959 --> 00:09:27,110
operation, and we're leaving Minnesota
safer. There were some issues here, and

486
00:09:27,110 --> 00:09:27,120
safer. There were some issues here, and
 

487
00:09:27,120 --> 00:09:29,269
safer. There were some issues here, and
we address those issues, but I'm not

488
00:09:29,269 --> 00:09:29,279
we address those issues, but I'm not
 

489
00:09:29,279 --> 00:09:30,630
we address those issues, but I'm not
going to sit here and say anybody did

490
00:09:30,630 --> 00:09:30,640
going to sit here and say anybody did
 

491
00:09:30,640 --> 00:09:31,829
going to sit here and say anybody did
anything wrong.

492
00:09:31,829 --> 00:09:31,839
anything wrong.
 

493
00:09:31,839 --> 00:09:34,070
anything wrong.
>> Really? Well, first and least

494
00:09:34,070 --> 00:09:34,080
>> Really? Well, first and least
 

495
00:09:34,080 --> 00:09:35,990
>> Really? Well, first and least
importantly, you are standing. Like,

496
00:09:35,990 --> 00:09:36,000
importantly, you are standing. Like,
 

497
00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:37,670
importantly, you are standing. Like,
you're not going to sit there and say

498
00:09:37,670 --> 00:09:37,680
you're not going to sit there and say
 

499
00:09:37,680 --> 00:09:40,230
you're not going to sit there and say
anything because you're a standing man.

500
00:09:40,230 --> 00:09:40,240
anything because you're a standing man.
 

501
00:09:40,240 --> 00:09:41,590
anything because you're a standing man.
But I think it's pretty clear that a lot

502
00:09:41,590 --> 00:09:41,600
But I think it's pretty clear that a lot
 

503
00:09:41,600 --> 00:09:43,829
But I think it's pretty clear that a lot
of people did a lot of things wrong, not

504
00:09:43,829 --> 00:09:43,839
of people did a lot of things wrong, not
 

505
00:09:43,839 --> 00:09:46,389
of people did a lot of things wrong, not
least your Taylor. Because that suit

506
00:09:46,389 --> 00:09:46,399
least your Taylor. Because that suit
 

507
00:09:46,399 --> 00:09:47,910
least your Taylor. Because that suit
looks like you bought it off the rack at

508
00:09:47,910 --> 00:09:47,920
looks like you bought it off the rack at
 

509
00:09:47,920 --> 00:09:49,190
looks like you bought it off the rack at
fancy press conference clothes for

510
00:09:49,190 --> 00:09:49,200
fancy press conference clothes for
 

511
00:09:49,200 --> 00:09:52,230
fancy press conference clothes for
uncarismatic business Shreks. And look,

512
00:09:52,230 --> 00:09:52,240
uncarismatic business Shreks. And look,
 

513
00:09:52,240 --> 00:09:55,190
uncarismatic business Shreks. And look,
I am glad for any draw down that takes

514
00:09:55,190 --> 00:09:55,200
I am glad for any draw down that takes
 

515
00:09:55,200 --> 00:09:58,389
I am glad for any draw down that takes
place in Minnesota if it indeed happens.

516
00:09:58,389 --> 00:09:58,399
place in Minnesota if it indeed happens.
 

517
00:09:58,399 --> 00:10:01,110
place in Minnesota if it indeed happens.
But even if every agent leaves town,

518
00:10:01,110 --> 00:10:01,120
But even if every agent leaves town,
 

519
00:10:01,120 --> 00:10:03,110
But even if every agent leaves town,
much larger problems are going to remain

520
00:10:03,110 --> 00:10:03,120
much larger problems are going to remain
 

521
00:10:03,120 --> 00:10:04,790
much larger problems are going to remain
both there and on the national level

522
00:10:04,790 --> 00:10:04,800
both there and on the national level
 

523
00:10:04,800 --> 00:10:06,790
both there and on the national level
because we are going to continue to see

524
00:10:06,790 --> 00:10:06,800
because we are going to continue to see
 

525
00:10:06,800 --> 00:10:09,509
because we are going to continue to see
this administration obsessively pursue

526
00:10:09,509 --> 00:10:09,519
this administration obsessively pursue
 

527
00:10:09,519 --> 00:10:11,430
this administration obsessively pursue
Steven Miller's stated goal of racking

528
00:10:11,430 --> 00:10:11,440
Steven Miller's stated goal of racking
 

529
00:10:11,440 --> 00:10:14,389
Steven Miller's stated goal of racking
up 3,000 arrests a day. So given that,

530
00:10:14,389 --> 00:10:14,399
up 3,000 arrests a day. So given that,
 

531
00:10:14,399 --> 00:10:15,750
up 3,000 arrests a day. So given that,
we thought for our first show of the

532
00:10:15,750 --> 00:10:15,760
we thought for our first show of the
 

533
00:10:15,760 --> 00:10:17,590
we thought for our first show of the
year, it might be worth pulling back a

534
00:10:17,590 --> 00:10:17,600
year, it might be worth pulling back a
 

535
00:10:17,600 --> 00:10:19,829
year, it might be worth pulling back a
bit and talking not just about

536
00:10:19,829 --> 00:10:19,839
bit and talking not just about
 

537
00:10:19,839 --> 00:10:21,670
bit and talking not just about
Minneapolis or even just ICE, but about

538
00:10:21,670 --> 00:10:21,680
Minneapolis or even just ICE, but about
 

539
00:10:21,680 --> 00:10:23,750
Minneapolis or even just ICE, but about
the massive agency it's a part of, the

540
00:10:23,750 --> 00:10:23,760
the massive agency it's a part of, the
 

541
00:10:23,760 --> 00:10:25,430
the massive agency it's a part of, the
Department of Homeland Security. Because

542
00:10:25,430 --> 00:10:25,440
Department of Homeland Security. Because
 

543
00:10:25,440 --> 00:10:27,590
Department of Homeland Security. Because
as you're about to see, a discuss about

544
00:10:27,590 --> 00:10:27,600
as you're about to see, a discuss about
 

545
00:10:27,600 --> 00:10:29,910
as you're about to see, a discuss about
it, its funding, and the sweeping powers

546
00:10:29,910 --> 00:10:29,920
it, its funding, and the sweeping powers
 

547
00:10:29,920 --> 00:10:32,550
it, its funding, and the sweeping powers
that we've given it is long overdue. So

548
00:10:32,550 --> 00:10:32,560
that we've given it is long overdue. So
 

549
00:10:32,560 --> 00:10:35,590
that we've given it is long overdue. So
tonight, let's look at DHS. And let's

550
00:10:35,590 --> 00:10:35,600
tonight, let's look at DHS. And let's
 

551
00:10:35,600 --> 00:10:37,269
tonight, let's look at DHS. And let's
start with its origins. Because while

552
00:10:37,269 --> 00:10:37,279
start with its origins. Because while
 

553
00:10:37,279 --> 00:10:39,190
start with its origins. Because while
you might assume DHS is a long-standing

554
00:10:39,190 --> 00:10:39,200
you might assume DHS is a long-standing
 

555
00:10:39,200 --> 00:10:40,550
you might assume DHS is a long-standing
part of American government, it's just

556
00:10:40,550 --> 00:10:40,560
part of American government, it's just
 

557
00:10:40,560 --> 00:10:43,350
part of American government, it's just
23 years old. It was founded as response

558
00:10:43,350 --> 00:10:43,360
23 years old. It was founded as response
 

559
00:10:43,360 --> 00:10:45,110
23 years old. It was founded as response
to 9/11. And if you are too young to

560
00:10:45,110 --> 00:10:45,120
to 9/11. And if you are too young to
 

561
00:10:45,120 --> 00:10:47,110
to 9/11. And if you are too young to
remember 911, and I will pause long

562
00:10:47,110 --> 00:10:47,120
remember 911, and I will pause long
 

563
00:10:47,120 --> 00:10:48,710
remember 911, and I will pause long
enough for the rest of us to experience

564
00:10:48,710 --> 00:10:48,720
enough for the rest of us to experience
 

565
00:10:48,720 --> 00:10:51,750
enough for the rest of us to experience
the psychic gut punch of that sentence.

566
00:10:51,750 --> 00:10:51,760
the psychic gut punch of that sentence.
 

567
00:10:51,760 --> 00:10:53,750
the psychic gut punch of that sentence.
Very basically, in the immediate

568
00:10:53,750 --> 00:10:53,760
Very basically, in the immediate
 

569
00:10:53,760 --> 00:10:55,509
Very basically, in the immediate
aftermath of the most devastating

570
00:10:55,509 --> 00:10:55,519
aftermath of the most devastating
 

571
00:10:55,519 --> 00:10:57,030
aftermath of the most devastating
terrorist attack in its history, America

572
00:10:57,030 --> 00:10:57,040
terrorist attack in its history, America
 

573
00:10:57,040 --> 00:10:58,470
terrorist attack in its history, America
started screaming and didn't really stop

574
00:10:58,470 --> 00:10:58,480
started screaming and didn't really stop
 

575
00:10:58,480 --> 00:11:00,310
started screaming and didn't really stop
for a decade. And while thankfully, the

576
00:11:00,310 --> 00:11:00,320
for a decade. And while thankfully, the
 

577
00:11:00,320 --> 00:11:02,069
for a decade. And while thankfully, the
Riad Comedy Festival has since healed

578
00:11:02,069 --> 00:11:02,079
Riad Comedy Festival has since healed
 

579
00:11:02,079 --> 00:11:04,069
Riad Comedy Festival has since healed
the world through comedy. And we don't

580
00:11:04,069 --> 00:11:04,079
the world through comedy. And we don't
 

581
00:11:04,079 --> 00:11:05,829
the world through comedy. And we don't
need to be worried about who or what was

582
00:11:05,829 --> 00:11:05,839
need to be worried about who or what was
 

583
00:11:05,839 --> 00:11:07,990
need to be worried about who or what was
actually responsible for 9/11. At the

584
00:11:07,990 --> 00:11:08,000
actually responsible for 9/11. At the
 

585
00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:10,630
actually responsible for 9/11. At the
time, a major concern was that prior to

586
00:11:10,630 --> 00:11:10,640
time, a major concern was that prior to
 

587
00:11:10,640 --> 00:11:11,829
time, a major concern was that prior to
the attacks, there'd been a lack of

588
00:11:11,829 --> 00:11:11,839
the attacks, there'd been a lack of
 

589
00:11:11,839 --> 00:11:13,509
the attacks, there'd been a lack of
communication and information sharing

590
00:11:13,509 --> 00:11:13,519
communication and information sharing
 

591
00:11:13,519 --> 00:11:16,150
communication and information sharing
between federal agencies. So, the Bush

592
00:11:16,150 --> 00:11:16,160
between federal agencies. So, the Bush
 

593
00:11:16,160 --> 00:11:18,069
between federal agencies. So, the Bush
administration agreed to combine a bunch

594
00:11:18,069 --> 00:11:18,079
administration agreed to combine a bunch
 

595
00:11:18,079 --> 00:11:20,389
administration agreed to combine a bunch
of them under a single banner to improve

596
00:11:20,389 --> 00:11:20,399
of them under a single banner to improve
 

597
00:11:20,399 --> 00:11:22,790
of them under a single banner to improve
coordination. But even back then, some

598
00:11:22,790 --> 00:11:22,800
coordination. But even back then, some
 

599
00:11:22,800 --> 00:11:24,550
coordination. But even back then, some
felt that that was a bad idea to the

600
00:11:24,550 --> 00:11:24,560
felt that that was a bad idea to the
 

601
00:11:24,560 --> 00:11:26,310
felt that that was a bad idea to the
point that it was openly discussed in

602
00:11:26,310 --> 00:11:26,320
point that it was openly discussed in
 

603
00:11:26,320 --> 00:11:27,590
point that it was openly discussed in
news coverage.

604
00:11:27,590 --> 00:11:27,600
news coverage.
 

605
00:11:27,600 --> 00:11:29,430
news coverage.
>> What do Secret Service agents have in

606
00:11:29,430 --> 00:11:29,440
>> What do Secret Service agents have in
 

607
00:11:29,440 --> 00:11:31,910
>> What do Secret Service agents have in
common with animal disease researchers?

608
00:11:31,910 --> 00:11:31,920
common with animal disease researchers?
 

609
00:11:31,920 --> 00:11:34,230
common with animal disease researchers?
Nothing. Except that in 3 months, both

610
00:11:34,230 --> 00:11:34,240
Nothing. Except that in 3 months, both
 

611
00:11:34,240 --> 00:11:35,829
Nothing. Except that in 3 months, both
will be working for the new Homeland

612
00:11:35,829 --> 00:11:35,839
will be working for the new Homeland
 

613
00:11:35,839 --> 00:11:38,230
will be working for the new Homeland
Security Department. An organizational

614
00:11:38,230 --> 00:11:38,240
Security Department. An organizational
 

615
00:11:38,240 --> 00:11:39,750
Security Department. An organizational
chart they could give a management

616
00:11:39,750 --> 00:11:39,760
chart they could give a management
 

617
00:11:39,760 --> 00:11:43,750
chart they could give a management
expert nightmares. 22 agencies, 170,000

618
00:11:43,750 --> 00:11:43,760
expert nightmares. 22 agencies, 170,000
 

619
00:11:43,760 --> 00:11:45,990
expert nightmares. 22 agencies, 170,000
workers, the third largest department in

620
00:11:45,990 --> 00:11:46,000
workers, the third largest department in
 

621
00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:48,230
workers, the third largest department in
the government. Okay, first it is a

622
00:11:48,230 --> 00:11:48,240
the government. Okay, first it is a
 

623
00:11:48,240 --> 00:11:49,430
the government. Okay, first it is a
little weird to introduce a government

624
00:11:49,430 --> 00:11:49,440
little weird to introduce a government
 

625
00:11:49,440 --> 00:11:51,430
little weird to introduce a government
agency like it's a new sitcom. What

626
00:11:51,430 --> 00:11:51,440
agency like it's a new sitcom. What
 

627
00:11:51,440 --> 00:11:53,670
agency like it's a new sitcom. What
happens when an uptight TSA agent and a

628
00:11:53,670 --> 00:11:53,680
happens when an uptight TSA agent and a
 

629
00:11:53,680 --> 00:11:55,670
happens when an uptight TSA agent and a
laid-back FEMA official have to move in

630
00:11:55,670 --> 00:11:55,680
laid-back FEMA official have to move in
 

631
00:11:55,680 --> 00:11:57,910
laid-back FEMA official have to move in
together? Find out in Homeland Security

632
00:11:57,910 --> 00:11:57,920
together? Find out in Homeland Security
 

633
00:11:57,920 --> 00:12:00,230
together? Find out in Homeland Security
Thursdays on TBS.

634
00:12:00,230 --> 00:12:00,240
Thursdays on TBS.
 

635
00:12:00,240 --> 00:12:01,829
Thursdays on TBS.
But the larger point there that this

636
00:12:01,829 --> 00:12:01,839
But the larger point there that this
 

637
00:12:01,839 --> 00:12:03,590
But the larger point there that this
thing had been hastily cobbled together

638
00:12:03,590 --> 00:12:03,600
thing had been hastily cobbled together
 

639
00:12:03,600 --> 00:12:05,670
thing had been hastily cobbled together
very much holds because all of a sudden

640
00:12:05,670 --> 00:12:05,680
very much holds because all of a sudden
 

641
00:12:05,680 --> 00:12:07,430
very much holds because all of a sudden
DHS contained everything from the Secret

642
00:12:07,430 --> 00:12:07,440
DHS contained everything from the Secret
 

643
00:12:07,440 --> 00:12:09,910
DHS contained everything from the Secret
Service to the Coast Guard to FEMA and

644
00:12:09,910 --> 00:12:09,920
Service to the Coast Guard to FEMA and
 

645
00:12:09,920 --> 00:12:12,230
Service to the Coast Guard to FEMA and
TSA. But for everything that went in,

646
00:12:12,230 --> 00:12:12,240
TSA. But for everything that went in,
 

647
00:12:12,240 --> 00:12:14,470
TSA. But for everything that went in,
some key counterterrorism agencies were

648
00:12:14,470 --> 00:12:14,480
some key counterterrorism agencies were
 

649
00:12:14,480 --> 00:12:16,069
some key counterterrorism agencies were
left out because DHS had to operate

650
00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:16,079
left out because DHS had to operate
 

651
00:12:16,079 --> 00:12:17,750
left out because DHS had to operate
without the investigative intelligence

652
00:12:17,750 --> 00:12:17,760
without the investigative intelligence
 

653
00:12:17,760 --> 00:12:20,550
without the investigative intelligence
and military powers of the FBI, CIA, and

654
00:12:20,550 --> 00:12:20,560
and military powers of the FBI, CIA, and
 

655
00:12:20,560 --> 00:12:22,069
and military powers of the FBI, CIA, and
the Pentagon. But don't worry, cuz

656
00:12:22,069 --> 00:12:22,079
the Pentagon. But don't worry, cuz
 

657
00:12:22,079 --> 00:12:23,430
the Pentagon. But don't worry, cuz
remember, they had those pig

658
00:12:23,430 --> 00:12:23,440
remember, they had those pig
 

659
00:12:23,440 --> 00:12:25,110
remember, they had those pig
researchers. So, they were pretty much

660
00:12:25,110 --> 00:12:25,120
researchers. So, they were pretty much
 

661
00:12:25,120 --> 00:12:28,150
researchers. So, they were pretty much
set. Now, as a result, DHS tried to

662
00:12:28,150 --> 00:12:28,160
set. Now, as a result, DHS tried to
 

663
00:12:28,160 --> 00:12:29,910
set. Now, as a result, DHS tried to
justify its existence in a number of

664
00:12:29,910 --> 00:12:29,920
justify its existence in a number of
 

665
00:12:29,920 --> 00:12:32,069
justify its existence in a number of
different ways, including by explicitly

666
00:12:32,069 --> 00:12:32,079
different ways, including by explicitly
 

667
00:12:32,079 --> 00:12:34,310
different ways, including by explicitly
linking immigration enforcement with

668
00:12:34,310 --> 00:12:34,320
linking immigration enforcement with
 

669
00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:36,310
linking immigration enforcement with
countering terrorism. In fact, it was

670
00:12:36,310 --> 00:12:36,320
countering terrorism. In fact, it was
 

671
00:12:36,320 --> 00:12:38,230
countering terrorism. In fact, it was
during the creation of DHS that parts of

672
00:12:38,230 --> 00:12:38,240
during the creation of DHS that parts of
 

673
00:12:38,240 --> 00:12:39,590
during the creation of DHS that parts of
the immigr immigration and

674
00:12:39,590 --> 00:12:39,600
the immigr immigration and
 

675
00:12:39,600 --> 00:12:41,509
the immigr immigration and
naturalization service and US customs

676
00:12:41,509 --> 00:12:41,519
naturalization service and US customs
 

677
00:12:41,519 --> 00:12:43,910
naturalization service and US customs
service were combined to form Customs

678
00:12:43,910 --> 00:12:43,920
service were combined to form Customs
 

679
00:12:43,920 --> 00:12:45,590
service were combined to form Customs
and Border Protection and ICE, the two

680
00:12:45,590 --> 00:12:45,600
and Border Protection and ICE, the two
 

681
00:12:45,600 --> 00:12:47,030
and Border Protection and ICE, the two
agencies that we know and are being

682
00:12:47,030 --> 00:12:47,040
agencies that we know and are being
 

683
00:12:47,040 --> 00:12:49,990
agencies that we know and are being
terrorized by today. But oversight of

684
00:12:49,990 --> 00:12:50,000
terrorized by today. But oversight of
 

685
00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:52,629
terrorized by today. But oversight of
all of this was a total nightmare as the

686
00:12:52,629 --> 00:12:52,639
all of this was a total nightmare as the
 

687
00:12:52,639 --> 00:12:54,710
all of this was a total nightmare as the
members of Congress that oversaw all of

688
00:12:54,710 --> 00:12:54,720
members of Congress that oversaw all of
 

689
00:12:54,720 --> 00:12:56,310
members of Congress that oversaw all of
those agencies didn't want to give up

690
00:12:56,310 --> 00:12:56,320
those agencies didn't want to give up
 

691
00:12:56,320 --> 00:12:59,030
those agencies didn't want to give up
control. So DHS found itself answering

692
00:12:59,030 --> 00:12:59,040
control. So DHS found itself answering
 

693
00:12:59,040 --> 00:13:00,550
control. So DHS found itself answering
to around a 100 committees and

694
00:13:00,550 --> 00:13:00,560
to around a 100 committees and
 

695
00:13:00,560 --> 00:13:02,389
to around a 100 committees and
subcommittees which as the chair of the

696
00:13:02,389 --> 00:13:02,399
subcommittees which as the chair of the
 

697
00:13:02,399 --> 00:13:05,829
subcommittees which as the chair of the
9/11 commission explained caused chaos.

698
00:13:05,829 --> 00:13:05,839
9/11 commission explained caused chaos.
 

699
00:13:05,839 --> 00:13:08,389
9/11 commission explained caused chaos.
>> Think of having a 100 bosses. Think of

700
00:13:08,389 --> 00:13:08,399
>> Think of having a 100 bosses. Think of
 

701
00:13:08,399 --> 00:13:10,230
>> Think of having a 100 bosses. Think of
reporting up this way and that way

702
00:13:10,230 --> 00:13:10,240
reporting up this way and that way
 

703
00:13:10,240 --> 00:13:12,230
reporting up this way and that way
trying to do your job and yet you're

704
00:13:12,230 --> 00:13:12,240
trying to do your job and yet you're
 

705
00:13:12,240 --> 00:13:14,870
trying to do your job and yet you're
reporting to 100 people. It's crazy

706
00:13:14,870 --> 00:13:14,880
reporting to 100 people. It's crazy
 

707
00:13:14,880 --> 00:13:17,030
reporting to 100 people. It's crazy
because it makes no sense and and you

708
00:13:17,030 --> 00:13:17,040
because it makes no sense and and you
 

709
00:13:17,040 --> 00:13:18,389
because it makes no sense and and you
could not do your job under those

710
00:13:18,389 --> 00:13:18,399
could not do your job under those
 

711
00:13:18,399 --> 00:13:19,509
could not do your job under those
circumstances.

712
00:13:19,509 --> 00:13:19,519
circumstances.
 

713
00:13:19,519 --> 00:13:21,509
circumstances.
>> Yeah, that does make sense. Having an

714
00:13:21,509 --> 00:13:21,519
>> Yeah, that does make sense. Having an
 

715
00:13:21,519 --> 00:13:23,430
>> Yeah, that does make sense. Having an
endless cavalcade of rapidly changing

716
00:13:23,430 --> 00:13:23,440
endless cavalcade of rapidly changing
 

717
00:13:23,440 --> 00:13:25,509
endless cavalcade of rapidly changing
bosses would clearly be a distraction.

718
00:13:25,509 --> 00:13:25,519
bosses would clearly be a distraction.
 

719
00:13:25,519 --> 00:13:27,430
bosses would clearly be a distraction.
I've got to say, you do eventually get

720
00:13:27,430 --> 00:13:27,440
I've got to say, you do eventually get
 

721
00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:28,870
I've got to say, you do eventually get
used to it. [cheering]

722
00:13:28,870 --> 00:13:28,880
used to it. [cheering]
 

723
00:13:28,880 --> 00:13:30,710
used to it. [cheering]
I I don't even know which of these

724
00:13:30,710 --> 00:13:30,720
I I don't even know which of these
 

725
00:13:30,720 --> 00:13:32,389
I I don't even know which of these
companies is going to be my new business

726
00:13:32,389 --> 00:13:32,399
companies is going to be my new business
 

727
00:13:32,399 --> 00:13:34,230
companies is going to be my new business
daddy yet. It's like a mama mia

728
00:13:34,230 --> 00:13:34,240
daddy yet. It's like a mama mia
 

729
00:13:34,240 --> 00:13:36,150
daddy yet. It's like a mama mia
situation, except less fun and way less

730
00:13:36,150 --> 00:13:36,160
situation, except less fun and way less
 

731
00:13:36,160 --> 00:13:38,710
situation, except less fun and way less
sexy. But incidentally, if it is indeed

732
00:13:38,710 --> 00:13:38,720
sexy. But incidentally, if it is indeed
 

733
00:13:38,720 --> 00:13:40,629
sexy. But incidentally, if it is indeed
Netflix, sorry for all the times I

734
00:13:40,629 --> 00:13:40,639
Netflix, sorry for all the times I
 

735
00:13:40,639 --> 00:13:42,629
Netflix, sorry for all the times I
called your catalog a who's who of the

736
00:13:42,629 --> 00:13:42,639
called your catalog a who's who of the
 

737
00:13:42,639 --> 00:13:45,030
called your catalog a who's who of the
 is this? Love the ending of

738
00:13:45,030 --> 00:13:45,040
is this? Love the ending of
 

739
00:13:45,040 --> 00:13:47,430
is this? Love the ending of
Stranger Things, by the way. Very brown.

740
00:13:47,430 --> 00:13:47,440
Stranger Things, by the way. Very brown.
 

741
00:13:47,440 --> 00:13:50,470
Stranger Things, by the way. Very brown.
And good luck with Detective Hole. It

742
00:13:50,470 --> 00:13:50,480
And good luck with Detective Hole. It
 

743
00:13:50,480 --> 00:13:53,910
And good luck with Detective Hole. It
sounds great. Now, complaints about the

744
00:13:53,910 --> 00:13:53,920
sounds great. Now, complaints about the
 

745
00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:56,069
sounds great. Now, complaints about the
unwieldy nature of DHS persisted over

746
00:13:56,069 --> 00:13:56,079
unwieldy nature of DHS persisted over
 

747
00:13:56,079 --> 00:13:57,829
unwieldy nature of DHS persisted over
the years. And yet, despite that, money

748
00:13:57,829 --> 00:13:57,839
the years. And yet, despite that, money
 

749
00:13:57,839 --> 00:14:00,629
the years. And yet, despite that, money
kept flowing into it, even as it became

750
00:14:00,629 --> 00:14:00,639
kept flowing into it, even as it became
 

751
00:14:00,639 --> 00:14:01,829
kept flowing into it, even as it became
known for things like its mass

752
00:14:01,829 --> 00:14:01,839
known for things like its mass
 

753
00:14:01,839 --> 00:14:03,430
known for things like its mass
surveillance programs, particularly of

754
00:14:03,430 --> 00:14:03,440
surveillance programs, particularly of
 

755
00:14:03,440 --> 00:14:05,670
surveillance programs, particularly of
American Muslims, and its widely mocked

756
00:14:05,670 --> 00:14:05,680
American Muslims, and its widely mocked
 

757
00:14:05,680 --> 00:14:07,350
American Muslims, and its widely mocked
color-coded terrorism threat charts,

758
00:14:07,350 --> 00:14:07,360
color-coded terrorism threat charts,
 

759
00:14:07,360 --> 00:14:09,910
color-coded terrorism threat charts,
which never dropped below yellow. It

760
00:14:09,910 --> 00:14:09,920
which never dropped below yellow. It
 

761
00:14:09,920 --> 00:14:11,350
which never dropped below yellow. It
also became notorious for its

762
00:14:11,350 --> 00:14:11,360
also became notorious for its
 

763
00:14:11,360 --> 00:14:13,189
also became notorious for its
willingness to distribute billions of

764
00:14:13,189 --> 00:14:13,199
willingness to distribute billions of
 

765
00:14:13,199 --> 00:14:15,030
willingness to distribute billions of
dollars to state and local authorities.

766
00:14:15,030 --> 00:14:15,040
dollars to state and local authorities.
 

767
00:14:15,040 --> 00:14:16,550
dollars to state and local authorities.
In fact, on the 10-year anniversary of

768
00:14:16,550 --> 00:14:16,560
In fact, on the 10-year anniversary of
 

769
00:14:16,560 --> 00:14:18,629
In fact, on the 10-year anniversary of
9/11, one California news station

770
00:14:18,629 --> 00:14:18,639
9/11, one California news station
 

771
00:14:18,639 --> 00:14:20,470
9/11, one California news station
compiled just some of what that money

772
00:14:20,470 --> 00:14:20,480
compiled just some of what that money
 

773
00:14:20,480 --> 00:14:21,910
compiled just some of what that money
had been wasted on.

774
00:14:21,910 --> 00:14:21,920
had been wasted on.
 

775
00:14:21,920 --> 00:14:24,389
had been wasted on.
>> Marin County received more than $100,000

776
00:14:24,389 --> 00:14:24,399
>> Marin County received more than $100,000
 

777
00:14:24,399 --> 00:14:26,230
>> Marin County received more than $100,000
in surveillance equipment to protect its

778
00:14:26,230 --> 00:14:26,240
in surveillance equipment to protect its
 

779
00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:27,829
in surveillance equipment to protect its
water treatment system from terrorist

780
00:14:27,829 --> 00:14:27,839
water treatment system from terrorist
 

781
00:14:27,839 --> 00:14:29,670
water treatment system from terrorist
attack. Four years after the money was

782
00:14:29,670 --> 00:14:29,680
attack. Four years after the money was
 

783
00:14:29,680 --> 00:14:31,350
attack. Four years after the money was
handed out, state authorities found

784
00:14:31,350 --> 00:14:31,360
handed out, state authorities found
 

785
00:14:31,360 --> 00:14:32,870
handed out, state authorities found
$67,000

786
00:14:32,870 --> 00:14:32,880
$67,000
 

787
00:14:32,880 --> 00:14:35,350
$67,000
worth of gear still in boxes. It had

788
00:14:35,350 --> 00:14:35,360
worth of gear still in boxes. It had
 

789
00:14:35,360 --> 00:14:37,269
worth of gear still in boxes. It had
never been used. Several counties and

790
00:14:37,269 --> 00:14:37,279
never been used. Several counties and
 

791
00:14:37,279 --> 00:14:39,030
never been used. Several counties and
cities bought Segway scooters for their

792
00:14:39,030 --> 00:14:39,040
cities bought Segway scooters for their
 

793
00:14:39,040 --> 00:14:43,030
cities bought Segway scooters for their
bomb squads. Each one cost $4,700.

794
00:14:43,030 --> 00:14:43,040
bomb squads. Each one cost $4,700.
 

795
00:14:43,040 --> 00:14:45,670
bomb squads. Each one cost $4,700.
Okay, first I'm not sure anything says

796
00:14:45,670 --> 00:14:45,680
Okay, first I'm not sure anything says
 

797
00:14:45,680 --> 00:14:47,910
Okay, first I'm not sure anything says
we have too much money more than buying

798
00:14:47,910 --> 00:14:47,920
we have too much money more than buying
 

799
00:14:47,920 --> 00:14:50,629
we have too much money more than buying
a Segway. And second, that is

800
00:14:50,629 --> 00:14:50,639
a Segway. And second, that is
 

801
00:14:50,639 --> 00:14:53,509
a Segway. And second, that is
just an unfathomably dorky look. It

802
00:14:53,509 --> 00:14:53,519
just an unfathomably dorky look. It
 

803
00:14:53,519 --> 00:14:55,590
just an unfathomably dorky look. It
doesn't scream brave bomb diffuser as

804
00:14:55,590 --> 00:14:55,600
doesn't scream brave bomb diffuser as
 

805
00:14:55,600 --> 00:14:59,110
doesn't scream brave bomb diffuser as
much as it does beekeeper mall cop.

806
00:14:59,110 --> 00:14:59,120
much as it does beekeeper mall cop.
 

807
00:14:59,120 --> 00:15:00,949
much as it does beekeeper mall cop.
And with expenditures like that, it's no

808
00:15:00,949 --> 00:15:00,959
And with expenditures like that, it's no
 

809
00:15:00,959 --> 00:15:02,949
And with expenditures like that, it's no
wonder that a 2015 report from a

810
00:15:02,949 --> 00:15:02,959
wonder that a 2015 report from a
 

811
00:15:02,959 --> 00:15:04,710
wonder that a 2015 report from a
Republican senator found that despite

812
00:15:04,710 --> 00:15:04,720
Republican senator found that despite
 

813
00:15:04,720 --> 00:15:06,949
Republican senator found that despite
spending over half a trillion dollars,

814
00:15:06,949 --> 00:15:06,959
spending over half a trillion dollars,
 

815
00:15:06,959 --> 00:15:09,189
spending over half a trillion dollars,
DHS was not successfully executing any

816
00:15:09,189 --> 00:15:09,199
DHS was not successfully executing any
 

817
00:15:09,199 --> 00:15:11,350
DHS was not successfully executing any
of its five main missions and its

818
00:15:11,350 --> 00:15:11,360
of its five main missions and its
 

819
00:15:11,360 --> 00:15:13,590
of its five main missions and its
primary counterterrorism programs were

820
00:15:13,590 --> 00:15:13,600
primary counterterrorism programs were
 

821
00:15:13,600 --> 00:15:16,150
primary counterterrorism programs were
yielding little value. But because no

822
00:15:16,150 --> 00:15:16,160
yielding little value. But because no
 

823
00:15:16,160 --> 00:15:17,509
yielding little value. But because no
one in power back then wanted to break

824
00:15:17,509 --> 00:15:17,519
one in power back then wanted to break
 

825
00:15:17,519 --> 00:15:19,189
one in power back then wanted to break
apart something that had Homeland

826
00:15:19,189 --> 00:15:19,199
apart something that had Homeland
 

827
00:15:19,199 --> 00:15:21,750
apart something that had Homeland
Security in its name, DHS remained the

828
00:15:21,750 --> 00:15:21,760
Security in its name, DHS remained the
 

829
00:15:21,760 --> 00:15:23,829
Security in its name, DHS remained the
largest federal law enforcement agency

830
00:15:23,829 --> 00:15:23,839
largest federal law enforcement agency
 

831
00:15:23,839 --> 00:15:25,910
largest federal law enforcement agency
with massive funding, sweeping

832
00:15:25,910 --> 00:15:25,920
with massive funding, sweeping
 

833
00:15:25,920 --> 00:15:27,829
with massive funding, sweeping
surveillance authority, and worryingly

834
00:15:27,829 --> 00:15:27,839
surveillance authority, and worryingly
 

835
00:15:27,839 --> 00:15:29,670
surveillance authority, and worryingly
unclear checks on its own power. It was

836
00:15:29,670 --> 00:15:29,680
unclear checks on its own power. It was
 

837
00:15:29,680 --> 00:15:31,670
unclear checks on its own power. It was
essentially a loaded weapon sitting on a

838
00:15:31,670 --> 00:15:31,680
essentially a loaded weapon sitting on a
 

839
00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:33,430
essentially a loaded weapon sitting on a
president's desk in the Oval Office,

840
00:15:33,430 --> 00:15:33,440
president's desk in the Oval Office,
 

841
00:15:33,440 --> 00:15:35,189
president's desk in the Oval Office,
only held back by their personal sense

842
00:15:35,189 --> 00:15:35,199
only held back by their personal sense
 

843
00:15:35,199 --> 00:15:37,269
only held back by their personal sense
of temperance and restraint. All of

844
00:15:37,269 --> 00:15:37,279
of temperance and restraint. All of
 

845
00:15:37,279 --> 00:15:39,750
of temperance and restraint. All of
which brings us back to this

846
00:15:39,750 --> 00:15:39,760
which brings us back to this
 

847
00:15:39,760 --> 00:15:42,790
which brings us back to this
guy. Because in his first term, Trump

848
00:15:42,790 --> 00:15:42,800
guy. Because in his first term, Trump
 

849
00:15:42,800 --> 00:15:46,310
guy. Because in his first term, Trump
and this sleep paralysis demon used DHS

850
00:15:46,310 --> 00:15:46,320
and this sleep paralysis demon used DHS
 

851
00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:48,150
and this sleep paralysis demon used DHS
to push everything from his Muslim ban

852
00:15:48,150 --> 00:15:48,160
to push everything from his Muslim ban
 

853
00:15:48,160 --> 00:15:50,310
to push everything from his Muslim ban
to family separation to his efforts to

854
00:15:50,310 --> 00:15:50,320
to family separation to his efforts to
 

855
00:15:50,320 --> 00:15:52,310
to family separation to his efforts to
end darker. But from the very start of

856
00:15:52,310 --> 00:15:52,320
end darker. But from the very start of
 

857
00:15:52,320 --> 00:15:54,629
end darker. But from the very start of
Trump's second term, it was clear they

858
00:15:54,629 --> 00:15:54,639
Trump's second term, it was clear they
 

859
00:15:54,639 --> 00:15:56,790
Trump's second term, it was clear they
had much bigger plans for DHS. Starting

860
00:15:56,790 --> 00:15:56,800
had much bigger plans for DHS. Starting
 

861
00:15:56,800 --> 00:15:58,150
had much bigger plans for DHS. Starting
with the fact Trump put one of his

862
00:15:58,150 --> 00:15:58,160
with the fact Trump put one of his
 

863
00:15:58,160 --> 00:15:59,670
with the fact Trump put one of his
biggest allies, Christy Gnome, in charge

864
00:15:59,670 --> 00:15:59,680
biggest allies, Christy Gnome, in charge
 

865
00:15:59,680 --> 00:16:01,430
biggest allies, Christy Gnome, in charge
of it. And even new stories about her

866
00:16:01,430 --> 00:16:01,440
of it. And even new stories about her
 

867
00:16:01,440 --> 00:16:03,670
of it. And even new stories about her
announcement at the time contained some

868
00:16:03,670 --> 00:16:03,680
announcement at the time contained some
 

869
00:16:03,680 --> 00:16:05,590
announcement at the time contained some
pretty clear hints that she was a bad

870
00:16:05,590 --> 00:16:05,600
pretty clear hints that she was a bad
 

871
00:16:05,600 --> 00:16:08,310
pretty clear hints that she was a bad
choice. Tonight, President-elect Donald

872
00:16:08,310 --> 00:16:08,320
choice. Tonight, President-elect Donald
 

873
00:16:08,320 --> 00:16:10,069
choice. Tonight, President-elect Donald
Trump expected to name one of his

874
00:16:10,069 --> 00:16:10,079
Trump expected to name one of his
 

875
00:16:10,079 --> 00:16:12,310
Trump expected to name one of his
staunchest campaign supporters. Are you

876
00:16:12,310 --> 00:16:12,320
staunchest campaign supporters. Are you
 

877
00:16:12,320 --> 00:16:14,710
staunchest campaign supporters. Are you
ready? South Dakota Governor Christy

878
00:16:14,710 --> 00:16:14,720
ready? South Dakota Governor Christy
 

879
00:16:14,720 --> 00:16:16,629
ready? South Dakota Governor Christy
Gnome to lead the massive Department of

880
00:16:16,629 --> 00:16:16,639
Gnome to lead the massive Department of
 

881
00:16:16,639 --> 00:16:18,790
Gnome to lead the massive Department of
Homeland Security. Trump once considered

882
00:16:18,790 --> 00:16:18,800
Homeland Security. Trump once considered
 

883
00:16:18,800 --> 00:16:20,870
Homeland Security. Trump once considered
Gnome as a potential running mate, but

884
00:16:20,870 --> 00:16:20,880
Gnome as a potential running mate, but
 

885
00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:22,870
Gnome as a potential running mate, but
her star dimmed after writing in her

886
00:16:22,870 --> 00:16:22,880
her star dimmed after writing in her
 

887
00:16:22,880 --> 00:16:24,790
her star dimmed after writing in her
memoir that she had shot and killed the

888
00:16:24,790 --> 00:16:24,800
memoir that she had shot and killed the
 

889
00:16:24,800 --> 00:16:26,310
memoir that she had shot and killed the
family dog.

890
00:16:26,310 --> 00:16:26,320
family dog.
 

891
00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:29,350
family dog.
>> Yeah, not great. And even Trump, who has

892
00:16:29,350 --> 00:16:29,360
>> Yeah, not great. And even Trump, who has
 

893
00:16:29,360 --> 00:16:31,269
>> Yeah, not great. And even Trump, who has
been endowed by Satan with an ability to

894
00:16:31,269 --> 00:16:31,279
been endowed by Satan with an ability to
 

895
00:16:31,279 --> 00:16:33,030
been endowed by Satan with an ability to
survive any bad press whatsoever,

896
00:16:33,030 --> 00:16:33,040
survive any bad press whatsoever,
 

897
00:16:33,040 --> 00:16:35,910
survive any bad press whatsoever,
somehow knew that picking a VP, who

898
00:16:35,910 --> 00:16:35,920
somehow knew that picking a VP, who
 

899
00:16:35,920 --> 00:16:38,310
somehow knew that picking a VP, who
bragged about speed running Old Yeller,

900
00:16:38,310 --> 00:16:38,320
bragged about speed running Old Yeller,
 

901
00:16:38,320 --> 00:16:41,509
bragged about speed running Old Yeller,
is a bad move. No one wants to share a

902
00:16:41,509 --> 00:16:41,519
is a bad move. No one wants to share a
 

903
00:16:41,519 --> 00:16:43,509
is a bad move. No one wants to share a
ticket with John Wils wolf here. In

904
00:16:43,509 --> 00:16:43,519
ticket with John Wils wolf here. In
 

905
00:16:43,519 --> 00:16:46,790
ticket with John Wils wolf here. In
fact, Trump was so turned off by Gnome's

906
00:16:46,790 --> 00:16:46,800
fact, Trump was so turned off by Gnome's
 

907
00:16:46,800 --> 00:16:48,389
fact, Trump was so turned off by Gnome's
dog news, he apparently said to Don Jr.

908
00:16:48,389 --> 00:16:48,399
dog news, he apparently said to Don Jr.
 

909
00:16:48,399 --> 00:16:50,389
dog news, he apparently said to Don Jr.
afterwards, "That's not good at all.

910
00:16:50,389 --> 00:16:50,399
afterwards, "That's not good at all.
 

911
00:16:50,399 --> 00:16:52,470
afterwards, "That's not good at all.
Even you wouldn't kill a dog and you

912
00:16:52,470 --> 00:16:52,480
Even you wouldn't kill a dog and you
 

913
00:16:52,480 --> 00:16:54,470
Even you wouldn't kill a dog and you
kill everything." [cheering]

914
00:16:54,470 --> 00:16:54,480
kill everything." [cheering]
 

915
00:16:54,480 --> 00:16:56,790
kill everything." [cheering]
Just another brief window into a family

916
00:16:56,790 --> 00:16:56,800
Just another brief window into a family
 

917
00:16:56,800 --> 00:16:58,389
Just another brief window into a family
dynamic that a skilled therapist would

918
00:16:58,389 --> 00:16:58,399
dynamic that a skilled therapist would
 

919
00:16:58,399 --> 00:17:01,430
dynamic that a skilled therapist would
describe as cha-ching.

920
00:17:01,430 --> 00:17:01,440
describe as cha-ching.
 

921
00:17:01,440 --> 00:17:03,749
describe as cha-ching.
And crucially, Gnome didn't bring a lot

922
00:17:03,749 --> 00:17:03,759
And crucially, Gnome didn't bring a lot
 

923
00:17:03,759 --> 00:17:05,909
And crucially, Gnome didn't bring a lot
of nondog murdering experience to the

924
00:17:05,909 --> 00:17:05,919
of nondog murdering experience to the
 

925
00:17:05,919 --> 00:17:08,390
of nondog murdering experience to the
job. She'd never worked in DHS or indeed

926
00:17:08,390 --> 00:17:08,400
job. She'd never worked in DHS or indeed
 

927
00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:10,069
job. She'd never worked in DHS or indeed
law enforcement, but in a foreshadowing

928
00:17:10,069 --> 00:17:10,079
law enforcement, but in a foreshadowing
 

929
00:17:10,079 --> 00:17:11,909
law enforcement, but in a foreshadowing
of things to come as governor of South

930
00:17:11,909 --> 00:17:11,919
of things to come as governor of South
 

931
00:17:11,919 --> 00:17:14,150
of things to come as governor of South
Dakota, she was a relentless

932
00:17:14,150 --> 00:17:14,160
Dakota, she was a relentless
 

933
00:17:14,160 --> 00:17:16,150
Dakota, she was a relentless
self-promoter. In As for Her State, she

934
00:17:16,150 --> 00:17:16,160
self-promoter. In As for Her State, she
 

935
00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:18,230
self-promoter. In As for Her State, she
appeared in various job themed costumes,

936
00:17:18,230 --> 00:17:18,240
appeared in various job themed costumes,
 

937
00:17:18,240 --> 00:17:20,390
appeared in various job themed costumes,
including a dentist, a nurse, an

938
00:17:20,390 --> 00:17:20,400
including a dentist, a nurse, an
 

939
00:17:20,400 --> 00:17:23,429
including a dentist, a nurse, an
electrician, a plumber, a welder, and a

940
00:17:23,429 --> 00:17:23,439
electrician, a plumber, a welder, and a
 

941
00:17:23,439 --> 00:17:25,110
electrician, a plumber, a welder, and a
construction worker, selling each role

942
00:17:25,110 --> 00:17:25,120
construction worker, selling each role
 

943
00:17:25,120 --> 00:17:26,870
construction worker, selling each role
with incredible charisma.

944
00:17:26,870 --> 00:17:26,880
with incredible charisma.
 

945
00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:28,390
with incredible charisma.
>> South Dakota has the blueprint for

946
00:17:28,390 --> 00:17:28,400
>> South Dakota has the blueprint for
 

947
00:17:28,400 --> 00:17:31,190
>> South Dakota has the blueprint for
success. Recently, we led the nation in

948
00:17:31,190 --> 00:17:31,200
success. Recently, we led the nation in
 

949
00:17:31,200 --> 00:17:33,430
success. Recently, we led the nation in
new home building, but we're still

950
00:17:33,430 --> 00:17:33,440
new home building, but we're still
 

951
00:17:33,440 --> 00:17:35,990
new home building, but we're still
growing so fast. We need to hire more

952
00:17:35,990 --> 00:17:36,000
growing so fast. We need to hire more
 

953
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:38,390
growing so fast. We need to hire more
builders to keep up. So, I'm pitching

954
00:17:38,390 --> 00:17:38,400
builders to keep up. So, I'm pitching
 

955
00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:41,590
builders to keep up. So, I'm pitching
in. Look, I know her performance is

956
00:17:41,590 --> 00:17:41,600
in. Look, I know her performance is
 

957
00:17:41,600 --> 00:17:43,430
in. Look, I know her performance is
pretty flat there, but in her defense,

958
00:17:43,430 --> 00:17:43,440
pretty flat there, but in her defense,
 

959
00:17:43,440 --> 00:17:44,630
pretty flat there, but in her defense,
who's going to tell her that she can't

960
00:17:44,630 --> 00:17:44,640
who's going to tell her that she can't
 

961
00:17:44,640 --> 00:17:46,470
who's going to tell her that she can't
act? Not anyone who likes their dog,

962
00:17:46,470 --> 00:17:46,480
act? Not anyone who likes their dog,
 

963
00:17:46,480 --> 00:17:49,190
act? Not anyone who likes their dog,
that's for sure. Also, I'm in a bit of a

964
00:17:49,190 --> 00:17:49,200
that's for sure. Also, I'm in a bit of a
 

965
00:17:49,200 --> 00:17:51,110
that's for sure. Also, I'm in a bit of a
tough spot here because I refuse to

966
00:17:51,110 --> 00:17:51,120
tough spot here because I refuse to
 

967
00:17:51,120 --> 00:17:53,510
tough spot here because I refuse to
comment on a woman's looks. But one of

968
00:17:53,510 --> 00:17:53,520
comment on a woman's looks. But one of
 

969
00:17:53,520 --> 00:17:55,750
comment on a woman's looks. But one of
my female writers has insisted that I

970
00:17:55,750 --> 00:17:55,760
my female writers has insisted that I
 

971
00:17:55,760 --> 00:17:57,190
my female writers has insisted that I
read something that she's written, and I

972
00:17:57,190 --> 00:17:57,200
read something that she's written, and I
 

973
00:17:57,200 --> 00:17:59,669
read something that she's written, and I
also refuse to silence women's voices.

974
00:17:59,669 --> 00:17:59,679
also refuse to silence women's voices.
 

975
00:17:59,679 --> 00:18:03,029
also refuse to silence women's voices.
So given that [cheering]

976
00:18:03,029 --> 00:18:03,039
So given that [cheering]
 

977
00:18:03,039 --> 00:18:05,590
So given that [cheering]
a ponytail for practical working

978
00:18:05,590 --> 00:18:05,600
a ponytail for practical working
 

979
00:18:05,600 --> 00:18:07,350
a ponytail for practical working
purposes is intended to keep hair off

980
00:18:07,350 --> 00:18:07,360
purposes is intended to keep hair off
 

981
00:18:07,360 --> 00:18:09,510
purposes is intended to keep hair off
the base of the neck and/or out of the

982
00:18:09,510 --> 00:18:09,520
the base of the neck and/or out of the
 

983
00:18:09,520 --> 00:18:11,029
the base of the neck and/or out of the
eyes. If you leave the front part of

984
00:18:11,029 --> 00:18:11,039
eyes. If you leave the front part of
 

985
00:18:11,039 --> 00:18:12,950
eyes. If you leave the front part of
your hair out and keep the bottom part

986
00:18:12,950 --> 00:18:12,960
your hair out and keep the bottom part
 

987
00:18:12,960 --> 00:18:15,270
your hair out and keep the bottom part
of your hair down loosely around your

988
00:18:15,270 --> 00:18:15,280
of your hair down loosely around your
 

989
00:18:15,280 --> 00:18:17,270
of your hair down loosely around your
shoulders, it's not a working ponytail,

990
00:18:17,270 --> 00:18:17,280
shoulders, it's not a working ponytail,
 

991
00:18:17,280 --> 00:18:19,350
shoulders, it's not a working ponytail,
it's a hairdo. And John, please do make

992
00:18:19,350 --> 00:18:19,360
it's a hairdo. And John, please do make
 

993
00:18:19,360 --> 00:18:21,590
it's a hairdo. And John, please do make
sure that you put that second hair in

994
00:18:21,590 --> 00:18:21,600
sure that you put that second hair in
 

995
00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:23,909
sure that you put that second hair in
air quotes because there is just no way

996
00:18:23,909 --> 00:18:23,919
air quotes because there is just no way
 

997
00:18:23,919 --> 00:18:26,950
air quotes because there is just no way
that Clydesdale tail is the real hair of

998
00:18:26,950 --> 00:18:26,960
that Clydesdale tail is the real hair of
 

999
00:18:26,960 --> 00:18:30,227
that Clydesdale tail is the real hair of
that dog killer with A BAD FILLER.

1000
00:18:30,227 --> 00:18:30,237
that dog killer with A BAD FILLER.
 

1001
00:18:30,237 --> 00:18:32,630
that dog killer with A BAD FILLER.
[cheering] HER WORDS, not mine. Her

1002
00:18:32,630 --> 00:18:32,640
[cheering] HER WORDS, not mine. Her
 

1003
00:18:32,640 --> 00:18:34,150
[cheering] HER WORDS, not mine. Her
words

1004
00:18:34,150 --> 00:18:34,160
words
 

1005
00:18:34,160 --> 00:18:36,390
words
believe women. [applause]

1006
00:18:36,390 --> 00:18:36,400
believe women. [applause]
 

1007
00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:39,110
believe women. [applause]
And the thing is, no immediately brought

1008
00:18:39,110 --> 00:18:39,120
And the thing is, no immediately brought
 

1009
00:18:39,120 --> 00:18:41,590
And the thing is, no immediately brought
to DHS that same unrelenting focus on

1010
00:18:41,590 --> 00:18:41,600
to DHS that same unrelenting focus on
 

1011
00:18:41,600 --> 00:18:43,110
to DHS that same unrelenting focus on
PR. From shooting a video in the

1012
00:18:43,110 --> 00:18:43,120
PR. From shooting a video in the
 

1013
00:18:43,120 --> 00:18:44,630
PR. From shooting a video in the
Salvador and Sakott prison while wearing

1014
00:18:44,630 --> 00:18:44,640
Salvador and Sakott prison while wearing
 

1015
00:18:44,640 --> 00:18:48,470
Salvador and Sakott prison while wearing
a $50,000 Rolex to cosplaying as a law

1016
00:18:48,470 --> 00:18:48,480
a $50,000 Rolex to cosplaying as a law
 

1017
00:18:48,480 --> 00:18:49,830
a $50,000 Rolex to cosplaying as a law
enforcement agent, from wearing a

1018
00:18:49,830 --> 00:18:49,840
enforcement agent, from wearing a
 

1019
00:18:49,840 --> 00:18:51,270
enforcement agent, from wearing a
bulletproof vest on the streets of New

1020
00:18:51,270 --> 00:18:51,280
bulletproof vest on the streets of New
 

1021
00:18:51,280 --> 00:18:53,350
bulletproof vest on the streets of New
York to putting on Coast Guard fatigues

1022
00:18:53,350 --> 00:18:53,360
York to putting on Coast Guard fatigues
 

1023
00:18:53,360 --> 00:18:55,029
York to putting on Coast Guard fatigues
to dressing up like a border patrol

1024
00:18:55,029 --> 00:18:55,039
to dressing up like a border patrol
 

1025
00:18:55,039 --> 00:18:57,590
to dressing up like a border patrol
agent on Fox News. And if it seems like

1026
00:18:57,590 --> 00:18:57,600
agent on Fox News. And if it seems like
 

1027
00:18:57,600 --> 00:18:59,510
agent on Fox News. And if it seems like
she's got cameras with her wherever she

1028
00:18:59,510 --> 00:18:59,520
she's got cameras with her wherever she
 

1029
00:18:59,520 --> 00:19:02,310
she's got cameras with her wherever she
goes, it's because she basically does.

1030
00:19:02,310 --> 00:19:02,320
goes, it's because she basically does.
 

1031
00:19:02,320 --> 00:19:03,990
goes, it's because she basically does.
Here she is with a camera crew on the

1032
00:19:03,990 --> 00:19:04,000
Here she is with a camera crew on the
 

1033
00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:05,190
Here she is with a camera crew on the
roof of an immigration detention

1034
00:19:05,190 --> 00:19:05,200
roof of an immigration detention
 

1035
00:19:05,200 --> 00:19:06,789
roof of an immigration detention
facility outside of Chicago. And fun

1036
00:19:06,789 --> 00:19:06,799
facility outside of Chicago. And fun
 

1037
00:19:06,799 --> 00:19:08,710
facility outside of Chicago. And fun
fact, these two men, Carl Frankovich and

1038
00:19:08,710 --> 00:19:08,720
fact, these two men, Carl Frankovich and
 

1039
00:19:08,720 --> 00:19:11,029
fact, these two men, Carl Frankovich and
Juan Munoz, were protesting outside that

1040
00:19:11,029 --> 00:19:11,039
Juan Munoz, were protesting outside that
 

1041
00:19:11,039 --> 00:19:12,789
Juan Munoz, were protesting outside that
day only to be arrested. And to hear

1042
00:19:12,789 --> 00:19:12,799
day only to be arrested. And to hear
 

1043
00:19:12,799 --> 00:19:14,630
day only to be arrested. And to hear
them tell it, that seemed to have less

1044
00:19:14,630 --> 00:19:14,640
them tell it, that seemed to have less
 

1045
00:19:14,640 --> 00:19:16,789
them tell it, that seemed to have less
to do with their actions and much more

1046
00:19:16,789 --> 00:19:16,799
to do with their actions and much more
 

1047
00:19:16,799 --> 00:19:19,029
to do with their actions and much more
to do with the presence of Gnome and her

1048
00:19:19,029 --> 00:19:19,039
to do with the presence of Gnome and her
 

1049
00:19:19,039 --> 00:19:20,310
to do with the presence of Gnome and her
social media crew.

1050
00:19:20,310 --> 00:19:20,320
social media crew.
 

1051
00:19:20,320 --> 00:19:21,990
social media crew.
>> An agent grabbed me, threw me down. I

1052
00:19:21,990 --> 00:19:22,000
>> An agent grabbed me, threw me down. I
 

1053
00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:24,390
>> An agent grabbed me, threw me down. I
was then zip tied and detained.

1054
00:19:24,390 --> 00:19:24,400
was then zip tied and detained.
 

1055
00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:27,750
was then zip tied and detained.
>> I was pulled to the ground um and

1056
00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:27,760
>> I was pulled to the ground um and
 

1057
00:19:27,760 --> 00:19:30,070
>> I was pulled to the ground um and
ordered arrested. It felt very much like

1058
00:19:30,070 --> 00:19:30,080
ordered arrested. It felt very much like
 

1059
00:19:30,080 --> 00:19:32,310
ordered arrested. It felt very much like
we were just being used for this

1060
00:19:32,310 --> 00:19:32,320
we were just being used for this
 

1061
00:19:32,320 --> 00:19:33,909
we were just being used for this
political theater. Christine Gnome was

1062
00:19:33,909 --> 00:19:33,919
political theater. Christine Gnome was
 

1063
00:19:33,919 --> 00:19:35,669
political theater. Christine Gnome was
able to walk past us um surrounded by

1064
00:19:35,669 --> 00:19:35,679
able to walk past us um surrounded by
 

1065
00:19:35,679 --> 00:19:37,110
able to walk past us um surrounded by
photographers, videographers,

1066
00:19:37,110 --> 00:19:37,120
photographers, videographers,
 

1067
00:19:37,120 --> 00:19:38,549
photographers, videographers,
essentially just getting us in the

1068
00:19:38,549 --> 00:19:38,559
essentially just getting us in the
 

1069
00:19:38,559 --> 00:19:39,750
essentially just getting us in the
background as she walked by.

1070
00:19:39,750 --> 00:19:39,760
background as she walked by.
 

1071
00:19:39,760 --> 00:19:41,270
background as she walked by.
>> Then look what happened. Homeland

1072
00:19:41,270 --> 00:19:41,280
>> Then look what happened. Homeland
 

1073
00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:43,190
>> Then look what happened. Homeland
Security sent out these social media

1074
00:19:43,190 --> 00:19:43,200
Security sent out these social media
 

1075
00:19:43,200 --> 00:19:45,750
Security sent out these social media
posts showing Kyle in handcuffs. This

1076
00:19:45,750 --> 00:19:45,760
posts showing Kyle in handcuffs. This
 

1077
00:19:45,760 --> 00:19:47,909
posts showing Kyle in handcuffs. This
one said, "We will not allow violent

1078
00:19:47,909 --> 00:19:47,919
one said, "We will not allow violent
 

1079
00:19:47,919 --> 00:19:49,590
one said, "We will not allow violent
activists to lay hands on our law

1080
00:19:49,590 --> 00:19:49,600
activists to lay hands on our law
 

1081
00:19:49,600 --> 00:19:52,230
activists to lay hands on our law
enforcement." And they also posted this

1082
00:19:52,230 --> 00:19:52,240
enforcement." And they also posted this
 

1083
00:19:52,240 --> 00:19:54,390
enforcement." And they also posted this
government promotional video. And

1084
00:19:54,390 --> 00:19:54,400
government promotional video. And
 

1085
00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:56,470
government promotional video. And
there's Kyle again. He and Munoz were

1086
00:19:56,470 --> 00:19:56,480
there's Kyle again. He and Munoz were
 

1087
00:19:56,480 --> 00:19:58,470
there's Kyle again. He and Munoz were
never charged with any crime.

1088
00:19:58,470 --> 00:19:58,480
never charged with any crime.
 

1089
00:19:58,480 --> 00:20:00,630
never charged with any crime.
>> That's true. Despite being labeled

1090
00:20:00,630 --> 00:20:00,640
>> That's true. Despite being labeled
 

1091
00:20:00,640 --> 00:20:02,310
>> That's true. Despite being labeled
violent activists, they were never

1092
00:20:02,310 --> 00:20:02,320
violent activists, they were never
 

1093
00:20:02,320 --> 00:20:04,310
violent activists, they were never
charged with anything. So, it seems they

1094
00:20:04,310 --> 00:20:04,320
charged with anything. So, it seems they
 

1095
00:20:04,320 --> 00:20:06,630
charged with anything. So, it seems they
were arrested just for a photo op for

1096
00:20:06,630 --> 00:20:06,640
were arrested just for a photo op for
 

1097
00:20:06,640 --> 00:20:08,549
were arrested just for a photo op for
Christy Gnome, which is, if I may quote

1098
00:20:08,549 --> 00:20:08,559
Christy Gnome, which is, if I may quote
 

1099
00:20:08,559 --> 00:20:12,710
Christy Gnome, which is, if I may quote
her own dog's dying words, rough. BUT,

1100
00:20:12,710 --> 00:20:12,720
her own dog's dying words, rough. BUT,
 

1101
00:20:12,720 --> 00:20:15,270
her own dog's dying words, rough. BUT,
BUT IT GOES WAY beyond optics. Gnome has

1102
00:20:15,270 --> 00:20:15,280
BUT IT GOES WAY beyond optics. Gnome has
 

1103
00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:17,029
BUT IT GOES WAY beyond optics. Gnome has
been put in charge of DHS at a moment

1104
00:20:17,029 --> 00:20:17,039
been put in charge of DHS at a moment
 

1105
00:20:17,039 --> 00:20:18,950
been put in charge of DHS at a moment
when it's experiencing an unprecedented

1106
00:20:18,950 --> 00:20:18,960
when it's experiencing an unprecedented
 

1107
00:20:18,960 --> 00:20:20,710
when it's experiencing an unprecedented
funding surge. Trump's big, beautiful

1108
00:20:20,710 --> 00:20:20,720
funding surge. Trump's big, beautiful
 

1109
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:22,630
funding surge. Trump's big, beautiful
bill last summer essentially doubled

1110
00:20:22,630 --> 00:20:22,640
bill last summer essentially doubled
 

1111
00:20:22,640 --> 00:20:24,630
bill last summer essentially doubled
DHS's funding over the next four years.

1112
00:20:24,630 --> 00:20:24,640
DHS's funding over the next four years.
 

1113
00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:26,230
DHS's funding over the next four years.
And it's worth looking at where all of

1114
00:20:26,230 --> 00:20:26,240
And it's worth looking at where all of
 

1115
00:20:26,240 --> 00:20:28,549
And it's worth looking at where all of
that money is and equally importantly

1116
00:20:28,549 --> 00:20:28,559
that money is and equally importantly
 

1117
00:20:28,559 --> 00:20:31,510
that money is and equally importantly
isn't going because DHS's resources now

1118
00:20:31,510 --> 00:20:31,520
isn't going because DHS's resources now
 

1119
00:20:31,520 --> 00:20:33,510
isn't going because DHS's resources now
being pointed at immigration more

1120
00:20:33,510 --> 00:20:33,520
being pointed at immigration more
 

1121
00:20:33,520 --> 00:20:35,190
being pointed at immigration more
heavily than ever before to the point

1122
00:20:35,190 --> 00:20:35,200
heavily than ever before to the point
 

1123
00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:37,110
heavily than ever before to the point
that it's been called a veritable

1124
00:20:37,110 --> 00:20:37,120
that it's been called a veritable
 

1125
00:20:37,120 --> 00:20:40,390
that it's been called a veritable
department of deportation. ICE alone was

1126
00:20:40,390 --> 00:20:40,400
department of deportation. ICE alone was
 

1127
00:20:40,400 --> 00:20:43,110
department of deportation. ICE alone was
handed an extra $75 billion to spend

1128
00:20:43,110 --> 00:20:43,120
handed an extra $75 billion to spend
 

1129
00:20:43,120 --> 00:20:45,430
handed an extra $75 billion to spend
over Trump's term, tripling its annual

1130
00:20:45,430 --> 00:20:45,440
over Trump's term, tripling its annual
 

1131
00:20:45,440 --> 00:20:47,510
over Trump's term, tripling its annual
budget and leading to this startling

1132
00:20:47,510 --> 00:20:47,520
budget and leading to this startling
 

1133
00:20:47,520 --> 00:20:48,549
budget and leading to this startling
fact.

1134
00:20:48,549 --> 00:20:48,559
fact.
 

1135
00:20:48,559 --> 00:20:50,630
fact.
>> Overnight it became the highest funded

1136
00:20:50,630 --> 00:20:50,640
>> Overnight it became the highest funded
 

1137
00:20:50,640 --> 00:20:53,019
>> Overnight it became the highest funded
federal law enforcement agency in US

1138
00:20:53,019 --> 00:20:53,029
federal law enforcement agency in US
 

1139
00:20:53,029 --> 00:20:55,270
federal law enforcement agency in US
[music] history. If ICE was a military,

1140
00:20:55,270 --> 00:20:55,280
[music] history. If ICE was a military,
 

1141
00:20:55,280 --> 00:20:57,430
[music] history. If ICE was a military,
it would be the 17th richest in the

1142
00:20:57,430 --> 00:20:57,440
it would be the 17th richest in the
 

1143
00:20:57,440 --> 00:20:59,110
it would be the 17th richest in the
world, [music] worth about the same as

1144
00:20:59,110 --> 00:20:59,120
world, [music] worth about the same as
 

1145
00:20:59,120 --> 00:21:01,669
world, [music] worth about the same as
Canada's entire armed forces.

1146
00:21:01,669 --> 00:21:01,679
Canada's entire armed forces.
 

1147
00:21:01,679 --> 00:21:03,430
Canada's entire armed forces.
>> It's true. And whatever the appropriate

1148
00:21:03,430 --> 00:21:03,440
>> It's true. And whatever the appropriate
 

1149
00:21:03,440 --> 00:21:05,110
>> It's true. And whatever the appropriate
budget for ICE is, and they're making a

1150
00:21:05,110 --> 00:21:05,120
budget for ICE is, and they're making a
 

1151
00:21:05,120 --> 00:21:06,630
budget for ICE is, and they're making a
pretty compelling argument for it being

1152
00:21:06,630 --> 00:21:06,640
pretty compelling argument for it being
 

1153
00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:08,710
pretty compelling argument for it being
zero right now. One thing it should

1154
00:21:08,710 --> 00:21:08,720
zero right now. One thing it should
 

1155
00:21:08,720 --> 00:21:10,950
zero right now. One thing it should
definitely not be is the same as the

1156
00:21:10,950 --> 00:21:10,960
definitely not be is the same as the
 

1157
00:21:10,960 --> 00:21:13,350
definitely not be is the same as the
entire Canadian military. Though to be

1158
00:21:13,350 --> 00:21:13,360
entire Canadian military. Though to be
 

1159
00:21:13,360 --> 00:21:14,789
entire Canadian military. Though to be
fair, that's not a perfect one to one,

1160
00:21:14,789 --> 00:21:14,799
fair, that's not a perfect one to one,
 

1161
00:21:14,799 --> 00:21:16,549
fair, that's not a perfect one to one,
as I'm pretty sure the Canadian military

1162
00:21:16,549 --> 00:21:16,559
as I'm pretty sure the Canadian military
 

1163
00:21:16,559 --> 00:21:19,430
as I'm pretty sure the Canadian military
doesn't totally eat on slightly

1164
00:21:19,430 --> 00:21:19,440
doesn't totally eat on slightly
 

1165
00:21:19,440 --> 00:21:22,549
doesn't totally eat on slightly
slippery sidewalks. Now, a lot of that

1166
00:21:22,549 --> 00:21:22,559
slippery sidewalks. Now, a lot of that
 

1167
00:21:22,559 --> 00:21:24,390
slippery sidewalks. Now, a lot of that
money is earmarked for immigration

1168
00:21:24,390 --> 00:21:24,400
money is earmarked for immigration
 

1169
00:21:24,400 --> 00:21:25,990
money is earmarked for immigration
detention facilities, the conditions at

1170
00:21:25,990 --> 00:21:26,000
detention facilities, the conditions at
 

1171
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:27,990
detention facilities, the conditions at
which we have talked about before on

1172
00:21:27,990 --> 00:21:28,000
which we have talked about before on
 

1173
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:29,909
which we have talked about before on
this show, and which are unlikely to get

1174
00:21:29,909 --> 00:21:29,919
this show, and which are unlikely to get
 

1175
00:21:29,919 --> 00:21:32,390
this show, and which are unlikely to get
better given ominous headlines like ICE

1176
00:21:32,390 --> 00:21:32,400
better given ominous headlines like ICE
 

1177
00:21:32,400 --> 00:21:34,230
better given ominous headlines like ICE
begins buying mega warehouse detention

1178
00:21:34,230 --> 00:21:34,240
begins buying mega warehouse detention
 

1179
00:21:34,240 --> 00:21:37,110
begins buying mega warehouse detention
centers across the US. But a lot is also

1180
00:21:37,110 --> 00:21:37,120
centers across the US. But a lot is also
 

1181
00:21:37,120 --> 00:21:39,110
centers across the US. But a lot is also
going to hiring thousands of new ICE

1182
00:21:39,110 --> 00:21:39,120
going to hiring thousands of new ICE
 

1183
00:21:39,120 --> 00:21:41,190
going to hiring thousands of new ICE
agents with DHS planning to spend a

1184
00:21:41,190 --> 00:21:41,200
agents with DHS planning to spend a
 

1185
00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:43,750
agents with DHS planning to spend a
hundred million dollars over a one-year

1186
00:21:43,750 --> 00:21:43,760
hundred million dollars over a one-year
 

1187
00:21:43,760 --> 00:21:46,710
hundred million dollars over a one-year
period just on advertising. It it's part

1188
00:21:46,710 --> 00:21:46,720
period just on advertising. It it's part
 

1189
00:21:46,720 --> 00:21:48,470
period just on advertising. It it's part
of what it's called a wartime

1190
00:21:48,470 --> 00:21:48,480
of what it's called a wartime
 

1191
00:21:48,480 --> 00:21:50,789
of what it's called a wartime
recruitment strategy. And those ads are

1192
00:21:50,789 --> 00:21:50,799
recruitment strategy. And those ads are
 

1193
00:21:50,799 --> 00:21:52,230
recruitment strategy. And those ads are
everywhere.

1194
00:21:52,230 --> 00:21:52,240
everywhere.
 

1195
00:21:52,240 --> 00:21:54,710
everywhere.
>> Slickly produced social media videos.

1196
00:21:54,710 --> 00:21:54,720
>> Slickly produced social media videos.
 

1197
00:21:54,720 --> 00:21:56,870
>> Slickly produced social media videos.
>> Join ICE and [music] help us catch the

1198
00:21:56,870 --> 00:21:56,880
>> Join ICE and [music] help us catch the
 

1199
00:21:56,880 --> 00:21:58,149
>> Join ICE and [music] help us catch the
worst of the worst.

1200
00:21:58,149 --> 00:21:58,159
worst of the worst.
 

1201
00:21:58,159 --> 00:22:01,110
worst of the worst.
>> Televised ads targeting local police and

1202
00:22:01,110 --> 00:22:01,120
>> Televised ads targeting local police and
 

1203
00:22:01,120 --> 00:22:03,029
>> Televised ads targeting local police and
a celebrity endorsement. These are all

1204
00:22:03,029 --> 00:22:03,039
a celebrity endorsement. These are all
 

1205
00:22:03,039 --> 00:22:05,190
a celebrity endorsement. These are all
part of a major multi-million dollar

1206
00:22:05,190 --> 00:22:05,200
part of a major multi-million dollar
 

1207
00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:07,110
part of a major multi-million dollar
recruitment campaign launched by the

1208
00:22:07,110 --> 00:22:07,120
recruitment campaign launched by the
 

1209
00:22:07,120 --> 00:22:08,630
recruitment campaign launched by the
Immigration and Customs Enforcement

1210
00:22:08,630 --> 00:22:08,640
Immigration and Customs Enforcement
 

1211
00:22:08,640 --> 00:22:10,950
Immigration and Customs Enforcement
Agency. It shared images using wartime

1212
00:22:10,950 --> 00:22:10,960
Agency. It shared images using wartime
 

1213
00:22:10,960 --> 00:22:13,830
Agency. It shared images using wartime
imagery like Uncle Sam and slang like in

1214
00:22:13,830 --> 00:22:13,840
imagery like Uncle Sam and slang like in
 

1215
00:22:13,840 --> 00:22:15,909
imagery like Uncle Sam and slang like in
this post with the caption, quote, "Want

1216
00:22:15,909 --> 00:22:15,919
this post with the caption, quote, "Want
 

1217
00:22:15,919 --> 00:22:18,149
this post with the caption, quote, "Want
to deport illegals with your absolute

1218
00:22:18,149 --> 00:22:18,159
to deport illegals with your absolute
 

1219
00:22:18,159 --> 00:22:20,390
to deport illegals with your absolute
boys?" That's going to be on social

1220
00:22:20,390 --> 00:22:20,400
boys?" That's going to be on social
 

1221
00:22:20,400 --> 00:22:22,149
boys?" That's going to be on social
media. It's going to be through

1222
00:22:22,149 --> 00:22:22,159
media. It's going to be through
 

1223
00:22:22,159 --> 00:22:25,110
media. It's going to be through
streamers. So, YouTube and other places

1224
00:22:25,110 --> 00:22:25,120
streamers. So, YouTube and other places
 

1225
00:22:25,120 --> 00:22:26,950
streamers. So, YouTube and other places
where user generated content is, but

1226
00:22:26,950 --> 00:22:26,960
where user generated content is, but
 

1227
00:22:26,960 --> 00:22:29,350
where user generated content is, but
also largecale broadcast and streaming

1228
00:22:29,350 --> 00:22:29,360
also largecale broadcast and streaming
 

1229
00:22:29,360 --> 00:22:31,909
also largecale broadcast and streaming
platforms like Hulu, HBO Max, Amazon

1230
00:22:31,909 --> 00:22:31,919
platforms like Hulu, HBO Max, Amazon
 

1231
00:22:31,919 --> 00:22:33,830
platforms like Hulu, HBO Max, Amazon
Prime, all of this sort of thing.

1232
00:22:33,830 --> 00:22:33,840
Prime, all of this sort of thing.
 

1233
00:22:33,840 --> 00:22:35,350
Prime, all of this sort of thing.
>> Yeah, I'll be honest. I don't love

1234
00:22:35,350 --> 00:22:35,360
>> Yeah, I'll be honest. I don't love
 

1235
00:22:35,360 --> 00:22:37,909
>> Yeah, I'll be honest. I don't love
hearing my employer's name on that list.

1236
00:22:37,909 --> 00:22:37,919
hearing my employer's name on that list.
 

1237
00:22:37,919 --> 00:22:39,430
hearing my employer's name on that list.
Though, I guess at least I do get a

1238
00:22:39,430 --> 00:22:39,440
Though, I guess at least I do get a
 

1239
00:22:39,440 --> 00:22:41,110
Though, I guess at least I do get a
reminder of what the company's name is

1240
00:22:41,110 --> 00:22:41,120
reminder of what the company's name is
 

1241
00:22:41,120 --> 00:22:43,830
reminder of what the company's name is
this year. It's it's also slightly

1242
00:22:43,830 --> 00:22:43,840
this year. It's it's also slightly
 

1243
00:22:43,840 --> 00:22:46,070
this year. It's it's also slightly
satisfying to know that one place those

1244
00:22:46,070 --> 00:22:46,080
satisfying to know that one place those
 

1245
00:22:46,080 --> 00:22:48,390
satisfying to know that one place those
ads have been running is in front of AEW

1246
00:22:48,390 --> 00:22:48,400
ads have been running is in front of AEW
 

1247
00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:50,470
ads have been running is in front of AEW
wrestling, meaning that ICE is having to

1248
00:22:50,470 --> 00:22:50,480
wrestling, meaning that ICE is having to
 

1249
00:22:50,480 --> 00:22:54,850
wrestling, meaning that ICE is having to
pay money to appear alongside this.

1250
00:22:54,850 --> 00:22:54,860
pay money to appear alongside this.
 

1251
00:22:54,860 --> 00:22:56,160
pay money to appear alongside this.
[screaming]

1252
00:22:56,160 --> 00:22:56,170
[screaming]
 

1253
00:22:56,170 --> 00:22:58,070
[screaming]
[cheering]

1254
00:22:58,070 --> 00:22:58,080
[cheering]
 

1255
00:22:58,080 --> 00:23:02,230
[cheering]
>> It's still very good. Now, DHS claims

1256
00:23:02,230 --> 00:23:02,240
>> It's still very good. Now, DHS claims
 

1257
00:23:02,240 --> 00:23:03,750
>> It's still very good. Now, DHS claims
those ads are working. They say they've

1258
00:23:03,750 --> 00:23:03,760
those ads are working. They say they've
 

1259
00:23:03,760 --> 00:23:06,070
those ads are working. They say they've
hired 12,000 new ICE agents and officers

1260
00:23:06,070 --> 00:23:06,080
hired 12,000 new ICE agents and officers
 

1261
00:23:06,080 --> 00:23:07,350
hired 12,000 new ICE agents and officers
since last summer. And while there are

1262
00:23:07,350 --> 00:23:07,360
since last summer. And while there are
 

1263
00:23:07,360 --> 00:23:08,870
since last summer. And while there are
good reasons to believe those figures

1264
00:23:08,870 --> 00:23:08,880
good reasons to believe those figures
 

1265
00:23:08,880 --> 00:23:11,270
good reasons to believe those figures
are inflated, we're still going to have

1266
00:23:11,270 --> 00:23:11,280
are inflated, we're still going to have
 

1267
00:23:11,280 --> 00:23:13,350
are inflated, we're still going to have
a lot more ICE agents on our streets

1268
00:23:13,350 --> 00:23:13,360
a lot more ICE agents on our streets
 

1269
00:23:13,360 --> 00:23:15,590
a lot more ICE agents on our streets
this year. And that should be a real

1270
00:23:15,590 --> 00:23:15,600
this year. And that should be a real
 

1271
00:23:15,600 --> 00:23:18,070
this year. And that should be a real
concern, especially because to hire so

1272
00:23:18,070 --> 00:23:18,080
concern, especially because to hire so
 

1273
00:23:18,080 --> 00:23:20,070
concern, especially because to hire so
many officers so quickly, they've had to

1274
00:23:20,070 --> 00:23:20,080
many officers so quickly, they've had to
 

1275
00:23:20,080 --> 00:23:21,990
many officers so quickly, they've had to
significantly lower their standards for

1276
00:23:21,990 --> 00:23:22,000
significantly lower their standards for
 

1277
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:23,669
significantly lower their standards for
new recruits, doing things like waving

1278
00:23:23,669 --> 00:23:23,679
new recruits, doing things like waving
 

1279
00:23:23,679 --> 00:23:25,350
new recruits, doing things like waving
age requirements, condensing the

1280
00:23:25,350 --> 00:23:25,360
age requirements, condensing the
 

1281
00:23:25,360 --> 00:23:27,190
age requirements, condensing the
training period, and ending requirements

1282
00:23:27,190 --> 00:23:27,200
training period, and ending requirements
 

1283
00:23:27,200 --> 00:23:29,669
training period, and ending requirements
like taking 5 weeks of Spanish language

1284
00:23:29,669 --> 00:23:29,679
like taking 5 weeks of Spanish language
 

1285
00:23:29,679 --> 00:23:31,590
like taking 5 weeks of Spanish language
training, which is a bad idea for many

1286
00:23:31,590 --> 00:23:31,600
training, which is a bad idea for many
 

1287
00:23:31,600 --> 00:23:33,270
training, which is a bad idea for many
reasons, including those agents now

1288
00:23:33,270 --> 00:23:33,280
reasons, including those agents now
 

1289
00:23:33,280 --> 00:23:34,549
reasons, including those agents now
won't get to understand even a little

1290
00:23:34,549 --> 00:23:34,559
won't get to understand even a little
 

1291
00:23:34,559 --> 00:23:36,630
won't get to understand even a little
bit of Bad Bunny's music, WHICH IS SAD

1292
00:23:36,630 --> 00:23:36,640
bit of Bad Bunny's music, WHICH IS SAD
 

1293
00:23:36,640 --> 00:23:38,870
bit of Bad Bunny's music, WHICH IS SAD
FOR THEM. THEY'RE missing out on a lot

1294
00:23:38,870 --> 00:23:38,880
FOR THEM. THEY'RE missing out on a lot
 

1295
00:23:38,880 --> 00:23:40,710
FOR THEM. THEY'RE missing out on a lot
of joy, plenty of political commentary,

1296
00:23:40,710 --> 00:23:40,720
of joy, plenty of political commentary,
 

1297
00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:42,630
of joy, plenty of political commentary,
and a metric ton of

1298
00:23:42,630 --> 00:23:42,640
and a metric ton of
 

1299
00:23:42,640 --> 00:23:45,190
and a metric ton of
DESCRIPTIONS. THERE IS A LOT in it's a

1300
00:23:45,190 --> 00:23:45,200
DESCRIPTIONS. THERE IS A LOT in it's a
 

1301
00:23:45,200 --> 00:23:47,270
DESCRIPTIONS. THERE IS A LOT in it's a
rich text. [laughter]

1302
00:23:47,270 --> 00:23:47,280
rich text. [laughter]
 

1303
00:23:47,280 --> 00:23:49,590
rich text. [laughter]
And the thing is, even with those lower

1304
00:23:49,590 --> 00:23:49,600
And the thing is, even with those lower
 

1305
00:23:49,600 --> 00:23:51,350
And the thing is, even with those lower
standards, one report found that more

1306
00:23:51,350 --> 00:23:51,360
standards, one report found that more
 

1307
00:23:51,360 --> 00:23:53,510
standards, one report found that more
than a third of new ICE recruits had

1308
00:23:53,510 --> 00:23:53,520
than a third of new ICE recruits had
 

1309
00:23:53,520 --> 00:23:55,110
than a third of new ICE recruits had
failed a physical fitness test that

1310
00:23:55,110 --> 00:23:55,120
failed a physical fitness test that
 

1311
00:23:55,120 --> 00:23:57,669
failed a physical fitness test that
required 15 push-ups, 32 sit-ups, and

1312
00:23:57,669 --> 00:23:57,679
required 15 push-ups, 32 sit-ups, and
 

1313
00:23:57,679 --> 00:23:59,270
required 15 push-ups, 32 sit-ups, and
running 1 and a half miles in 14

1314
00:23:59,270 --> 00:23:59,280
running 1 and a half miles in 14
 

1315
00:23:59,280 --> 00:24:01,110
running 1 and a half miles in 14
minutes, which, and I do not say this

1316
00:24:01,110 --> 00:24:01,120
minutes, which, and I do not say this
 

1317
00:24:01,120 --> 00:24:05,029
minutes, which, and I do not say this
lightly, is a test even I could pass.

1318
00:24:05,029 --> 00:24:05,039
lightly, is a test even I could pass.
 

1319
00:24:05,039 --> 00:24:07,830
lightly, is a test even I could pass.
Also, and more upsettingly, nearly half

1320
00:24:07,830 --> 00:24:07,840
Also, and more upsettingly, nearly half
 

1321
00:24:07,840 --> 00:24:09,190
Also, and more upsettingly, nearly half
were later sent home because they

1322
00:24:09,190 --> 00:24:09,200
were later sent home because they
 

1323
00:24:09,200 --> 00:24:10,549
were later sent home because they
couldn't pass the written exam, which

1324
00:24:10,549 --> 00:24:10,559
couldn't pass the written exam, which
 

1325
00:24:10,559 --> 00:24:12,870
couldn't pass the written exam, which
covers things like when officers can and

1326
00:24:12,870 --> 00:24:12,880
covers things like when officers can and
 

1327
00:24:12,880 --> 00:24:15,350
covers things like when officers can and
can't conduct searches and seizures. And

1328
00:24:15,350 --> 00:24:15,360
can't conduct searches and seizures. And
 

1329
00:24:15,360 --> 00:24:17,110
can't conduct searches and seizures. And
it gets even worse when you learn that

1330
00:24:17,110 --> 00:24:17,120
it gets even worse when you learn that
 

1331
00:24:17,120 --> 00:24:18,950
it gets even worse when you learn that
during that test, they were allowed to

1332
00:24:18,950 --> 00:24:18,960
during that test, they were allowed to
 

1333
00:24:18,960 --> 00:24:22,070
during that test, they were allowed to
consult their textbook and notes. Yeah.

1334
00:24:22,070 --> 00:24:22,080
consult their textbook and notes. Yeah.
 

1335
00:24:22,080 --> 00:24:25,510
consult their textbook and notes. Yeah.
Half of them failed an open book test.

1336
00:24:25,510 --> 00:24:25,520
Half of them failed an open book test.
 

1337
00:24:25,520 --> 00:24:27,430
Half of them failed an open book test.
And as we all know, that is the easiest

1338
00:24:27,430 --> 00:24:27,440
And as we all know, that is the easiest
 

1339
00:24:27,440 --> 00:24:29,990
And as we all know, that is the easiest
kind of test, even easier than urine.

1340
00:24:29,990 --> 00:24:30,000
kind of test, even easier than urine.
 

1341
00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:33,190
kind of test, even easier than urine.
That one is actually harder than you

1342
00:24:33,190 --> 00:24:33,200
That one is actually harder than you
 

1343
00:24:33,200 --> 00:24:36,377
That one is actually harder than you
think. Midstream is a delicate dance

1344
00:24:36,377 --> 00:24:36,387
think. Midstream is a delicate dance
 

1345
00:24:36,387 --> 00:24:36,950
think. Midstream is a delicate dance
[laughter]

1346
00:24:36,950 --> 00:24:36,960
[laughter]
 

1347
00:24:36,960 --> 00:24:39,190
[laughter]
and as the former acting director of ICE

1348
00:24:39,190 --> 00:24:39,200
and as the former acting director of ICE
 

1349
00:24:39,200 --> 00:24:41,750
and as the former acting director of ICE
points out this is all a very bad sign.

1350
00:24:41,750 --> 00:24:41,760
points out this is all a very bad sign.
 

1351
00:24:41,760 --> 00:24:43,029
points out this is all a very bad sign.
>> Yeah. I mean look some of these moves

1352
00:24:43,029 --> 00:24:43,039
>> Yeah. I mean look some of these moves
 

1353
00:24:43,039 --> 00:24:44,070
>> Yeah. I mean look some of these moves
frankly have resulted in some

1354
00:24:44,070 --> 00:24:44,080
frankly have resulted in some
 

1355
00:24:44,080 --> 00:24:45,909
frankly have resulted in some
embarrassing candidates. ICE agents have

1356
00:24:45,909 --> 00:24:45,919
embarrassing candidates. ICE agents have
 

1357
00:24:45,919 --> 00:24:47,350
embarrassing candidates. ICE agents have
tremendous authority when they're out

1358
00:24:47,350 --> 00:24:47,360
tremendous authority when they're out
 

1359
00:24:47,360 --> 00:24:49,029
tremendous authority when they're out
there on the streets. We have to know

1360
00:24:49,029 --> 00:24:49,039
there on the streets. We have to know
 

1361
00:24:49,039 --> 00:24:51,430
there on the streets. We have to know
that these people a have that integrity

1362
00:24:51,430 --> 00:24:51,440
that these people a have that integrity
 

1363
00:24:51,440 --> 00:24:53,110
that these people a have that integrity
are going to when no one's looking are

1364
00:24:53,110 --> 00:24:53,120
are going to when no one's looking are
 

1365
00:24:53,120 --> 00:24:54,950
are going to when no one's looking are
they going to do things the right way?

1366
00:24:54,950 --> 00:24:54,960
they going to do things the right way?
 

1367
00:24:54,960 --> 00:24:56,310
they going to do things the right way?
And secondly you know they getting into

1368
00:24:56,310 --> 00:24:56,320
And secondly you know they getting into
 

1369
00:24:56,320 --> 00:24:57,750
And secondly you know they getting into
this for the right reason. Obviously,

1370
00:24:57,750 --> 00:24:57,760
this for the right reason. Obviously,
 

1371
00:24:57,760 --> 00:24:59,110
this for the right reason. Obviously,
there's a tremendous concern as well

1372
00:24:59,110 --> 00:24:59,120
there's a tremendous concern as well
 

1373
00:24:59,120 --> 00:25:00,870
there's a tremendous concern as well
that the administration is going after

1374
00:25:00,870 --> 00:25:00,880
that the administration is going after
 

1375
00:25:00,880 --> 00:25:02,470
that the administration is going after
individuals who harbor some animist

1376
00:25:02,470 --> 00:25:02,480
individuals who harbor some animist
 

1377
00:25:02,480 --> 00:25:03,750
individuals who harbor some animist
towards immigrants,

1378
00:25:03,750 --> 00:25:03,760
towards immigrants,
 

1379
00:25:03,760 --> 00:25:05,830
towards immigrants,
>> right? Because it doesn't seem unfair to

1380
00:25:05,830 --> 00:25:05,840
>> right? Because it doesn't seem unfair to
 

1381
00:25:05,840 --> 00:25:07,430
>> right? Because it doesn't seem unfair to
assume that some might have applied for

1382
00:25:07,430 --> 00:25:07,440
assume that some might have applied for
 

1383
00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:09,190
assume that some might have applied for
that job less out of a sense of public

1384
00:25:09,190 --> 00:25:09,200
that job less out of a sense of public
 

1385
00:25:09,200 --> 00:25:10,630
that job less out of a sense of public
duty and more because they, oh, I don't

1386
00:25:10,630 --> 00:25:10,640
duty and more because they, oh, I don't
 

1387
00:25:10,640 --> 00:25:13,029
duty and more because they, oh, I don't
know, want to deport illegals with their

1388
00:25:13,029 --> 00:25:13,039
know, want to deport illegals with their
 

1389
00:25:13,039 --> 00:25:15,750
know, want to deport illegals with their
absolute boys. And that concern has been

1390
00:25:15,750 --> 00:25:15,760
absolute boys. And that concern has been
 

1391
00:25:15,760 --> 00:25:18,230
absolute boys. And that concern has been
compounded by a disturbing pattern of

1392
00:25:18,230 --> 00:25:18,240
compounded by a disturbing pattern of
 

1393
00:25:18,240 --> 00:25:20,549
compounded by a disturbing pattern of
what sure seems like white nationalist

1394
00:25:20,549 --> 00:25:20,559
what sure seems like white nationalist
 

1395
00:25:20,559 --> 00:25:22,470
what sure seems like white nationalist
dog whistles in these recruiting ads.

1396
00:25:22,470 --> 00:25:22,480
dog whistles in these recruiting ads.
 

1397
00:25:22,480 --> 00:25:24,470
dog whistles in these recruiting ads.
Like this post reading which way

1398
00:25:24,470 --> 00:25:24,480
Like this post reading which way
 

1399
00:25:24,480 --> 00:25:26,549
Like this post reading which way
American man invoking a meme associated

1400
00:25:26,549 --> 00:25:26,559
American man invoking a meme associated
 

1401
00:25:26,559 --> 00:25:28,549
American man invoking a meme associated
with this anti-semitic book popular

1402
00:25:28,549 --> 00:25:28,559
with this anti-semitic book popular
 

1403
00:25:28,559 --> 00:25:30,870
with this anti-semitic book popular
among neo-Nazis. And this one using the

1404
00:25:30,870 --> 00:25:30,880
among neo-Nazis. And this one using the
 

1405
00:25:30,880 --> 00:25:33,029
among neo-Nazis. And this one using the
phrase we'll have our home again. The

1406
00:25:33,029 --> 00:25:33,039
phrase we'll have our home again. The
 

1407
00:25:33,039 --> 00:25:34,630
phrase we'll have our home again. The
title of a song released by a white

1408
00:25:34,630 --> 00:25:34,640
title of a song released by a white
 

1409
00:25:34,640 --> 00:25:36,870
title of a song released by a white
nationalist band popular with farright

1410
00:25:36,870 --> 00:25:36,880
nationalist band popular with farright
 

1411
00:25:36,880 --> 00:25:38,230
nationalist band popular with farright
groups like the Proud Boys. But if that

1412
00:25:38,230 --> 00:25:38,240
groups like the Proud Boys. But if that
 

1413
00:25:38,240 --> 00:25:40,310
groups like the Proud Boys. But if that
connection seems at all like a stretch

1414
00:25:40,310 --> 00:25:40,320
connection seems at all like a stretch
 

1415
00:25:40,320 --> 00:25:42,710
connection seems at all like a stretch
to you, you should know the Proud Boys

1416
00:25:42,710 --> 00:25:42,720
to you, you should know the Proud Boys
 

1417
00:25:42,720 --> 00:25:44,950
to you, you should know the Proud Boys
themselves don't seem to think so.

1418
00:25:44,950 --> 00:25:44,960
themselves don't seem to think so.
 

1419
00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:47,190
themselves don't seem to think so.
>> On the messaging app Telegram, one

1420
00:25:47,190 --> 00:25:47,200
>> On the messaging app Telegram, one
 

1421
00:25:47,200 --> 00:25:49,669
>> On the messaging app Telegram, one
chapter reposted that ad next to a

1422
00:25:49,669 --> 00:25:49,679
chapter reposted that ad next to a
 

1423
00:25:49,679 --> 00:25:51,909
chapter reposted that ad next to a
picture of a literal dog whistle, adding

1424
00:25:51,909 --> 00:25:51,919
picture of a literal dog whistle, adding
 

1425
00:25:51,919 --> 00:25:54,149
picture of a literal dog whistle, adding
the line, "Message received."

1426
00:25:54,149 --> 00:25:54,159
the line, "Message received."
 

1427
00:25:54,159 --> 00:25:56,789
the line, "Message received."
>> Oh, cool. Although, I do have to say the

1428
00:25:56,789 --> 00:25:56,799
>> Oh, cool. Although, I do have to say the
 

1429
00:25:56,799 --> 00:25:58,710
>> Oh, cool. Although, I do have to say the
whole point of a dog whistle is

1430
00:25:58,710 --> 00:25:58,720
whole point of a dog whistle is
 

1431
00:25:58,720 --> 00:26:01,110
whole point of a dog whistle is
plausible deniability. So, saying, "We

1432
00:26:01,110 --> 00:26:01,120
plausible deniability. So, saying, "We
 

1433
00:26:01,120 --> 00:26:03,029
plausible deniability. So, saying, "We
hear and understand your dog whistle

1434
00:26:03,029 --> 00:26:03,039
hear and understand your dog whistle
 

1435
00:26:03,039 --> 00:26:05,510
hear and understand your dog whistle
does sort of wreck the whole agreement."

1436
00:26:05,510 --> 00:26:05,520
does sort of wreck the whole agreement."
 

1437
00:26:05,520 --> 00:26:07,110
does sort of wreck the whole agreement."
But I guess that is the risk that you

1438
00:26:07,110 --> 00:26:07,120
But I guess that is the risk that you
 

1439
00:26:07,120 --> 00:26:08,950
But I guess that is the risk that you
run when your secret master plan has to

1440
00:26:08,950 --> 00:26:08,960
run when your secret master plan has to
 

1441
00:26:08,960 --> 00:26:10,789
run when your secret master plan has to
rely on some of the dumbest people

1442
00:26:10,789 --> 00:26:10,799
rely on some of the dumbest people
 

1443
00:26:10,799 --> 00:26:13,669
rely on some of the dumbest people
alive. Now, I have to tell you, we

1444
00:26:13,669 --> 00:26:13,679
alive. Now, I have to tell you, we
 

1445
00:26:13,679 --> 00:26:15,350
alive. Now, I have to tell you, we
reached out to DHS for comment and they

1446
00:26:15,350 --> 00:26:15,360
reached out to DHS for comment and they
 

1447
00:26:15,360 --> 00:26:17,750
reached out to DHS for comment and they
angrily denied any dog whistles, adding,

1448
00:26:17,750 --> 00:26:17,760
angrily denied any dog whistles, adding,
 

1449
00:26:17,760 --> 00:26:19,430
angrily denied any dog whistles, adding,
"We will not apologize for using

1450
00:26:19,430 --> 00:26:19,440
"We will not apologize for using
 

1451
00:26:19,440 --> 00:26:21,430
"We will not apologize for using
patriotic messaging and symbolism in our

1452
00:26:21,430 --> 00:26:21,440
patriotic messaging and symbolism in our
 

1453
00:26:21,440 --> 00:26:23,590
patriotic messaging and symbolism in our
advertisements. They also told us, and I

1454
00:26:23,590 --> 00:26:23,600
advertisements. They also told us, and I
 

1455
00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:26,390
advertisements. They also told us, and I
quote, "One could say we are Homeland

1456
00:26:26,390 --> 00:26:26,400
quote, "One could say we are Homeland
 

1457
00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:29,510
quote, "One could say we are Homeland
Maxing by removing illegal aliens and

1458
00:26:29,510 --> 00:26:29,520
Maxing by removing illegal aliens and
 

1459
00:26:29,520 --> 00:26:31,350
Maxing by removing illegal aliens and
defending our borders, a sentence I

1460
00:26:31,350 --> 00:26:31,360
defending our borders, a sentence I
 

1461
00:26:31,360 --> 00:26:33,669
defending our borders, a sentence I
genuinely feel dumber for saying out

1462
00:26:33,669 --> 00:26:33,679
genuinely feel dumber for saying out
 

1463
00:26:33,679 --> 00:26:34,950
genuinely feel dumber for saying out
loud."

1464
00:26:34,950 --> 00:26:34,960
loud."
 

1465
00:26:34,960 --> 00:26:37,430
loud."
So that is where money and resources at

1466
00:26:37,430 --> 00:26:37,440
So that is where money and resources at
 

1467
00:26:37,440 --> 00:26:39,269
So that is where money and resources at
DHS have been surging too. But the

1468
00:26:39,269 --> 00:26:39,279
DHS have been surging too. But the
 

1469
00:26:39,279 --> 00:26:41,430
DHS have been surging too. But the
administration is also pulling resources

1470
00:26:41,430 --> 00:26:41,440
administration is also pulling resources
 

1471
00:26:41,440 --> 00:26:44,149
administration is also pulling resources
away from other key parts of the agency.

1472
00:26:44,149 --> 00:26:44,159
away from other key parts of the agency.
 

1473
00:26:44,159 --> 00:26:45,590
away from other key parts of the agency.
And let's start with just the

1474
00:26:45,590 --> 00:26:45,600
And let's start with just the
 

1475
00:26:45,600 --> 00:26:48,390
And let's start with just the
reallocation of resources under ICE.

1476
00:26:48,390 --> 00:26:48,400
reallocation of resources under ICE.
 

1477
00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:50,070
reallocation of resources under ICE.
Because for the record, before Trump

1478
00:26:50,070 --> 00:26:50,080
Because for the record, before Trump
 

1479
00:26:50,080 --> 00:26:52,149
Because for the record, before Trump
came along, deportation was not ISIS's

1480
00:26:52,149 --> 00:26:52,159
came along, deportation was not ISIS's
 

1481
00:26:52,159 --> 00:26:54,070
came along, deportation was not ISIS's
sole focus. It actually consisted of two

1482
00:26:54,070 --> 00:26:54,080
sole focus. It actually consisted of two
 

1483
00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:57,269
sole focus. It actually consisted of two
branches. ero or enforcement and removal

1484
00:26:57,269 --> 00:26:57,279
branches. ero or enforcement and removal
 

1485
00:26:57,279 --> 00:26:59,269
branches. ero or enforcement and removal
operations which handles detentions and

1486
00:26:59,269 --> 00:26:59,279
operations which handles detentions and
 

1487
00:26:59,279 --> 00:27:01,590
operations which handles detentions and
deportations and homeland security

1488
00:27:01,590 --> 00:27:01,600
deportations and homeland security
 

1489
00:27:01,600 --> 00:27:03,990
deportations and homeland security
investigations or HSI which is tasked

1490
00:27:03,990 --> 00:27:04,000
investigations or HSI which is tasked
 

1491
00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:05,590
investigations or HSI which is tasked
with complex investigations into things

1492
00:27:05,590 --> 00:27:05,600
with complex investigations into things
 

1493
00:27:05,600 --> 00:27:07,350
with complex investigations into things
like drug smuggling and human

1494
00:27:07,350 --> 00:27:07,360
like drug smuggling and human
 

1495
00:27:07,360 --> 00:27:08,710
like drug smuggling and human
trafficking with many of their targets

1496
00:27:08,710 --> 00:27:08,720
trafficking with many of their targets
 

1497
00:27:08,720 --> 00:27:11,110
trafficking with many of their targets
not even immigrants. Diddy's case, for

1498
00:27:11,110 --> 00:27:11,120
not even immigrants. Diddy's case, for
 

1499
00:27:11,120 --> 00:27:14,470
not even immigrants. Diddy's case, for
instance, was run by HSI agents. And

1500
00:27:14,470 --> 00:27:14,480
instance, was run by HSI agents. And
 

1501
00:27:14,480 --> 00:27:16,710
instance, was run by HSI agents. And
many HSI officials have long wanted to

1502
00:27:16,710 --> 00:27:16,720
many HSI officials have long wanted to
 

1503
00:27:16,720 --> 00:27:19,510
many HSI officials have long wanted to
be formally separated from ICE. And for

1504
00:27:19,510 --> 00:27:19,520
be formally separated from ICE. And for
 

1505
00:27:19,520 --> 00:27:21,350
be formally separated from ICE. And for
obvious reasons, if you need cooperation

1506
00:27:21,350 --> 00:27:21,360
obvious reasons, if you need cooperation
 

1507
00:27:21,360 --> 00:27:23,430
obvious reasons, if you need cooperation
in a human trafficking investigation,

1508
00:27:23,430 --> 00:27:23,440
in a human trafficking investigation,
 

1509
00:27:23,440 --> 00:27:25,190
in a human trafficking investigation,
it's harder to get it from someone who

1510
00:27:25,190 --> 00:27:25,200
it's harder to get it from someone who
 

1511
00:27:25,200 --> 00:27:27,190
it's harder to get it from someone who
thinks that you might deport them. But

1512
00:27:27,190 --> 00:27:27,200
thinks that you might deport them. But
 

1513
00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:29,590
thinks that you might deport them. But
in Trump's second term, he has gone hard

1514
00:27:29,590 --> 00:27:29,600
in Trump's second term, he has gone hard
 

1515
00:27:29,600 --> 00:27:31,269
in Trump's second term, he has gone hard
in the other direction, signing an

1516
00:27:31,269 --> 00:27:31,279
in the other direction, signing an
 

1517
00:27:31,279 --> 00:27:33,269
in the other direction, signing an
executive order on day one announcing

1518
00:27:33,269 --> 00:27:33,279
executive order on day one announcing
 

1519
00:27:33,279 --> 00:27:35,669
executive order on day one announcing
enforcing immigration law would be the

1520
00:27:35,669 --> 00:27:35,679
enforcing immigration law would be the
 

1521
00:27:35,679 --> 00:27:39,269
enforcing immigration law would be the
primary mission of HSI. And that has had

1522
00:27:39,269 --> 00:27:39,279
primary mission of HSI. And that has had
 

1523
00:27:39,279 --> 00:27:41,590
primary mission of HSI. And that has had
real consequences as highly trained

1524
00:27:41,590 --> 00:27:41,600
real consequences as highly trained
 

1525
00:27:41,600 --> 00:27:43,750
real consequences as highly trained
agents who specialized in things like

1526
00:27:43,750 --> 00:27:43,760
agents who specialized in things like
 

1527
00:27:43,760 --> 00:27:45,590
agents who specialized in things like
money laundering and counterterrorism

1528
00:27:45,590 --> 00:27:45,600
money laundering and counterterrorism
 

1529
00:27:45,600 --> 00:27:47,510
money laundering and counterterrorism
cases have now been sent to do things

1530
00:27:47,510 --> 00:27:47,520
cases have now been sent to do things
 

1531
00:27:47,520 --> 00:27:49,190
cases have now been sent to do things
like pick up people in parking lots.

1532
00:27:49,190 --> 00:27:49,200
like pick up people in parking lots.
 

1533
00:27:49,200 --> 00:27:52,149
like pick up people in parking lots.
Here is a guy in an HSI jacket arresting

1534
00:27:52,149 --> 00:27:52,159
Here is a guy in an HSI jacket arresting
 

1535
00:27:52,159 --> 00:27:54,950
Here is a guy in an HSI jacket arresting
people at a Home Depot in LA last year.

1536
00:27:54,950 --> 00:27:54,960
people at a Home Depot in LA last year.
 

1537
00:27:54,960 --> 00:27:57,029
people at a Home Depot in LA last year.
And that is not good because there's

1538
00:27:57,029 --> 00:27:57,039
And that is not good because there's
 

1539
00:27:57,039 --> 00:27:59,590
And that is not good because there's
probably other important stuff he was

1540
00:27:59,590 --> 00:27:59,600
probably other important stuff he was
 

1541
00:27:59,600 --> 00:28:01,750
probably other important stuff he was
supposed to be doing that day. In the

1542
00:28:01,750 --> 00:28:01,760
supposed to be doing that day. In the
 

1543
00:28:01,760 --> 00:28:04,149
supposed to be doing that day. In the
first part of last year, HSI agents

1544
00:28:04,149 --> 00:28:04,159
first part of last year, HSI agents
 

1545
00:28:04,159 --> 00:28:06,549
first part of last year, HSI agents
worked an average of 33% fewer hours on

1546
00:28:06,549 --> 00:28:06,559
worked an average of 33% fewer hours on
 

1547
00:28:06,559 --> 00:28:08,950
worked an average of 33% fewer hours on
child exploitation. cases, which is just

1548
00:28:08,950 --> 00:28:08,960
child exploitation. cases, which is just
 

1549
00:28:08,960 --> 00:28:11,750
child exploitation. cases, which is just
maddening. There is a reason of S for

1550
00:28:11,750 --> 00:28:11,760
maddening. There is a reason of S for
 

1551
00:28:11,760 --> 00:28:13,830
maddening. There is a reason of S for
you don't involve them abandoning the

1552
00:28:13,830 --> 00:28:13,840
you don't involve them abandoning the
 

1553
00:28:13,840 --> 00:28:15,350
you don't involve them abandoning the
case halfway through because they then

1554
00:28:15,350 --> 00:28:15,360
case halfway through because they then
 

1555
00:28:15,360 --> 00:28:16,950
case halfway through because they then
have to go spend the rest of the episode

1556
00:28:16,950 --> 00:28:16,960
have to go spend the rest of the episode
 

1557
00:28:16,960 --> 00:28:18,789
have to go spend the rest of the episode
harassing people outside of a

1558
00:28:18,789 --> 00:28:18,799
harassing people outside of a
 

1559
00:28:18,799 --> 00:28:22,149
harassing people outside of a
Lowe's. People would riot.

1560
00:28:22,149 --> 00:28:22,159
Lowe's. People would riot.
 

1561
00:28:22,159 --> 00:28:24,549
Lowe's. People would riot.
But it's not just reallocations within

1562
00:28:24,549 --> 00:28:24,559
But it's not just reallocations within
 

1563
00:28:24,559 --> 00:28:26,870
But it's not just reallocations within
ICE. Not only have CBP agents been

1564
00:28:26,870 --> 00:28:26,880
ICE. Not only have CBP agents been
 

1565
00:28:26,880 --> 00:28:28,470
ICE. Not only have CBP agents been
diverted from the border, they've pulled

1566
00:28:28,470 --> 00:28:28,480
diverted from the border, they've pulled
 

1567
00:28:28,480 --> 00:28:31,430
diverted from the border, they've pulled
in law enforcement from outside of DHS.

1568
00:28:31,430 --> 00:28:31,440
in law enforcement from outside of DHS.
 

1569
00:28:31,440 --> 00:28:33,190
in law enforcement from outside of DHS.
According to one estimate, last year,

1570
00:28:33,190 --> 00:28:33,200
According to one estimate, last year,
 

1571
00:28:33,200 --> 00:28:35,909
According to one estimate, last year,
one in five US marshals, one in five FBI

1572
00:28:35,909 --> 00:28:35,919
one in five US marshals, one in five FBI
 

1573
00:28:35,919 --> 00:28:38,710
one in five US marshals, one in five FBI
agents, half of DEA agents and over

1574
00:28:38,710 --> 00:28:38,720
agents, half of DEA agents and over
 

1575
00:28:38,720 --> 00:28:40,710
agents, half of DEA agents and over
twothirds of ATF agents had been

1576
00:28:40,710 --> 00:28:40,720
twothirds of ATF agents had been
 

1577
00:28:40,720 --> 00:28:42,789
twothirds of ATF agents had been
reassigned to help handle deportations.

1578
00:28:42,789 --> 00:28:42,799
reassigned to help handle deportations.
 

1579
00:28:42,799 --> 00:28:44,950
reassigned to help handle deportations.
And look, I'm not saying everything

1580
00:28:44,950 --> 00:28:44,960
And look, I'm not saying everything
 

1581
00:28:44,960 --> 00:28:46,870
And look, I'm not saying everything
those agencies were doing was a good use

1582
00:28:46,870 --> 00:28:46,880
those agencies were doing was a good use
 

1583
00:28:46,880 --> 00:28:48,710
those agencies were doing was a good use
of their time. For more on that, see any

1584
00:28:48,710 --> 00:28:48,720
of their time. For more on that, see any
 

1585
00:28:48,720 --> 00:28:51,830
of their time. For more on that, see any
number of episodes of this show. But it

1586
00:28:51,830 --> 00:28:51,840
number of episodes of this show. But it
 

1587
00:28:51,840 --> 00:28:53,750
number of episodes of this show. But it
is notable that for all Trump's

1588
00:28:53,750 --> 00:28:53,760
is notable that for all Trump's
 

1589
00:28:53,760 --> 00:28:55,350
is notable that for all Trump's
justification of immigration crackdowns

1590
00:28:55,350 --> 00:28:55,360
justification of immigration crackdowns
 

1591
00:28:55,360 --> 00:28:58,230
justification of immigration crackdowns
to fight drugs and cartels. As this

1592
00:28:58,230 --> 00:28:58,240
to fight drugs and cartels. As this
 

1593
00:28:58,240 --> 00:29:00,310
to fight drugs and cartels. As this
former DHS intelligence official points

1594
00:29:00,310 --> 00:29:00,320
former DHS intelligence official points
 

1595
00:29:00,320 --> 00:29:02,630
former DHS intelligence official points
out, that's exactly what is being

1596
00:29:02,630 --> 00:29:02,640
out, that's exactly what is being
 

1597
00:29:02,640 --> 00:29:04,149
out, that's exactly what is being
depprioritized.

1598
00:29:04,149 --> 00:29:04,159
depprioritized.
 

1599
00:29:04,159 --> 00:29:06,789
depprioritized.
>> If FBI agents are not working on drug

1600
00:29:06,789 --> 00:29:06,799
>> If FBI agents are not working on drug
 

1601
00:29:06,799 --> 00:29:09,750
>> If FBI agents are not working on drug
gang task forces, then there are fewer

1602
00:29:09,750 --> 00:29:09,760
gang task forces, then there are fewer
 

1603
00:29:09,760 --> 00:29:11,830
gang task forces, then there are fewer
investigations into violent street gangs

1604
00:29:11,830 --> 00:29:11,840
investigations into violent street gangs
 

1605
00:29:11,840 --> 00:29:13,590
investigations into violent street gangs
and drug trafficking cartels.

1606
00:29:13,590 --> 00:29:13,600
and drug trafficking cartels.
 

1607
00:29:13,600 --> 00:29:15,830
and drug trafficking cartels.
>> And with such a large contingent pulled

1608
00:29:15,830 --> 00:29:15,840
>> And with such a large contingent pulled
 

1609
00:29:15,840 --> 00:29:18,230
>> And with such a large contingent pulled
from their duties, he says drug cartels

1610
00:29:18,230 --> 00:29:18,240
from their duties, he says drug cartels
 

1611
00:29:18,240 --> 00:29:21,510
from their duties, he says drug cartels
and bad actors are watching. I am 100%

1612
00:29:21,510 --> 00:29:21,520
and bad actors are watching. I am 100%
 

1613
00:29:21,520 --> 00:29:24,710
and bad actors are watching. I am 100%
certain that they are tracking that

1614
00:29:24,710 --> 00:29:24,720
certain that they are tracking that
 

1615
00:29:24,720 --> 00:29:26,789
certain that they are tracking that
federal agents are being moved out of

1616
00:29:26,789 --> 00:29:26,799
federal agents are being moved out of
 

1617
00:29:26,799 --> 00:29:29,669
federal agents are being moved out of
drug task forces and seeking to

1618
00:29:29,669 --> 00:29:29,679
drug task forces and seeking to
 

1619
00:29:29,679 --> 00:29:33,269
drug task forces and seeking to
determine ways to exploit the reduced

1620
00:29:33,269 --> 00:29:33,279
determine ways to exploit the reduced
 

1621
00:29:33,279 --> 00:29:35,590
determine ways to exploit the reduced
resources on those task forces.

1622
00:29:35,590 --> 00:29:35,600
resources on those task forces.
 

1623
00:29:35,600 --> 00:29:37,430
resources on those task forces.
>> Yeah, of course cartels are going to

1624
00:29:37,430 --> 00:29:37,440
>> Yeah, of course cartels are going to
 

1625
00:29:37,440 --> 00:29:39,750
>> Yeah, of course cartels are going to
take advantage. Drug kingpins by and

1626
00:29:39,750 --> 00:29:39,760
take advantage. Drug kingpins by and
 

1627
00:29:39,760 --> 00:29:42,549
take advantage. Drug kingpins by and
large aren't stupid. mostly because drug

1628
00:29:42,549 --> 00:29:42,559
large aren't stupid. mostly because drug
 

1629
00:29:42,559 --> 00:29:45,029
large aren't stupid. mostly because drug
kingpins who are stupid tend to spend a

1630
00:29:45,029 --> 00:29:45,039
kingpins who are stupid tend to spend a
 

1631
00:29:45,039 --> 00:29:47,590
kingpins who are stupid tend to spend a
very short time as kingpins and much

1632
00:29:47,590 --> 00:29:47,600
very short time as kingpins and much
 

1633
00:29:47,600 --> 00:29:49,190
very short time as kingpins and much
longer as a suspicious mound of earth

1634
00:29:49,190 --> 00:29:49,200
longer as a suspicious mound of earth
 

1635
00:29:49,200 --> 00:29:50,950
longer as a suspicious mound of earth
somewhere in the Mexican desert. It's

1636
00:29:50,950 --> 00:29:50,960
somewhere in the Mexican desert. It's
 

1637
00:29:50,960 --> 00:29:54,310
somewhere in the Mexican desert. It's
kind of a self-editing field and I'm

1638
00:29:54,310 --> 00:29:54,320
kind of a self-editing field and I'm
 

1639
00:29:54,320 --> 00:29:56,789
kind of a self-editing field and I'm
still not done listing misallocations of

1640
00:29:56,789 --> 00:29:56,799
still not done listing misallocations of
 

1641
00:29:56,799 --> 00:29:59,110
still not done listing misallocations of
resources because at the same time that

1642
00:29:59,110 --> 00:29:59,120
resources because at the same time that
 

1643
00:29:59,120 --> 00:30:01,510
resources because at the same time that
N has surged funding to some areas of

1644
00:30:01,510 --> 00:30:01,520
N has surged funding to some areas of
 

1645
00:30:01,520 --> 00:30:03,750
N has surged funding to some areas of
DHS, she's actively starved others. For

1646
00:30:03,750 --> 00:30:03,760
DHS, she's actively starved others. For
 

1647
00:30:03,760 --> 00:30:05,510
DHS, she's actively starved others. For
instance, CISA, which handles cyber

1648
00:30:05,510 --> 00:30:05,520
instance, CISA, which handles cyber
 

1649
00:30:05,520 --> 00:30:07,110
instance, CISA, which handles cyber
security, lost roughly a thousand

1650
00:30:07,110 --> 00:30:07,120
security, lost roughly a thousand
 

1651
00:30:07,120 --> 00:30:09,029
security, lost roughly a thousand
staffers, more than a third of the

1652
00:30:09,029 --> 00:30:09,039
staffers, more than a third of the
 

1653
00:30:09,039 --> 00:30:10,950
staffers, more than a third of the
agency, meaning it is now less equipped

1654
00:30:10,950 --> 00:30:10,960
agency, meaning it is now less equipped
 

1655
00:30:10,960 --> 00:30:12,870
agency, meaning it is now less equipped
to do things like protect our electrical

1656
00:30:12,870 --> 00:30:12,880
to do things like protect our electrical
 

1657
00:30:12,880 --> 00:30:15,430
to do things like protect our electrical
grids or secure our elections. But maybe

1658
00:30:15,430 --> 00:30:15,440
grids or secure our elections. But maybe
 

1659
00:30:15,440 --> 00:30:16,950
grids or secure our elections. But maybe
the biggest example of a department

1660
00:30:16,950 --> 00:30:16,960
the biggest example of a department
 

1661
00:30:16,960 --> 00:30:19,269
the biggest example of a department
being hamstrung is FEMA. It is the

1662
00:30:19,269 --> 00:30:19,279
being hamstrung is FEMA. It is the
 

1663
00:30:19,279 --> 00:30:21,269
being hamstrung is FEMA. It is the
agency that handles the federal response

1664
00:30:21,269 --> 00:30:21,279
agency that handles the federal response
 

1665
00:30:21,279 --> 00:30:23,430
agency that handles the federal response
to disasters. Many believe it never

1666
00:30:23,430 --> 00:30:23,440
to disasters. Many believe it never
 

1667
00:30:23,440 --> 00:30:25,590
to disasters. Many believe it never
really belonged in DHS in the first

1668
00:30:25,590 --> 00:30:25,600
really belonged in DHS in the first
 

1669
00:30:25,600 --> 00:30:27,430
really belonged in DHS in the first
place, and that it's ending up there

1670
00:30:27,430 --> 00:30:27,440
place, and that it's ending up there
 

1671
00:30:27,440 --> 00:30:29,029
place, and that it's ending up there
contributed to its failures during

1672
00:30:29,029 --> 00:30:29,039
contributed to its failures during
 

1673
00:30:29,039 --> 00:30:30,710
contributed to its failures during
Hurricane Katrina. And if you're too

1674
00:30:30,710 --> 00:30:30,720
Hurricane Katrina. And if you're too
 

1675
00:30:30,720 --> 00:30:33,029
Hurricane Katrina. And if you're too
young to remember Hurricane Katrina, I'm

1676
00:30:33,029 --> 00:30:33,039
young to remember Hurricane Katrina, I'm
 

1677
00:30:33,039 --> 00:30:35,110
young to remember Hurricane Katrina, I'm
afraid you're just going to have to

1678
00:30:35,110 --> 00:30:35,120
afraid you're just going to have to
 

1679
00:30:35,120 --> 00:30:39,110
afraid you're just going to have to
off. Suffice to say that FEMA did not

1680
00:30:39,110 --> 00:30:39,120
off. Suffice to say that FEMA did not
 

1681
00:30:39,120 --> 00:30:41,750
off. Suffice to say that FEMA did not
have a good Katrina. Perhaps best summed

1682
00:30:41,750 --> 00:30:41,760
have a good Katrina. Perhaps best summed
 

1683
00:30:41,760 --> 00:30:43,909
have a good Katrina. Perhaps best summed
up by this entirely fair question in

1684
00:30:43,909 --> 00:30:43,919
up by this entirely fair question in
 

1685
00:30:43,919 --> 00:30:45,430
up by this entirely fair question in
front of a flood damaged apartment

1686
00:30:45,430 --> 00:30:45,440
front of a flood damaged apartment
 

1687
00:30:45,440 --> 00:30:47,350
front of a flood damaged apartment
complex. Now, soon after Trump took

1688
00:30:47,350 --> 00:30:47,360
complex. Now, soon after Trump took
 

1689
00:30:47,360 --> 00:30:50,310
complex. Now, soon after Trump took
office, FEMA lost about a third of its

1690
00:30:50,310 --> 00:30:50,320
office, FEMA lost about a third of its
 

1691
00:30:50,320 --> 00:30:52,070
office, FEMA lost about a third of its
total full-time staff. And it's also

1692
00:30:52,070 --> 00:30:52,080
total full-time staff. And it's also
 

1693
00:30:52,080 --> 00:30:53,750
total full-time staff. And it's also
been heavily impacted by a new rule

1694
00:30:53,750 --> 00:30:53,760
been heavily impacted by a new rule
 

1695
00:30:53,760 --> 00:30:56,549
been heavily impacted by a new rule
across DHS which states that every

1696
00:30:56,549 --> 00:30:56,559
across DHS which states that every
 

1697
00:30:56,559 --> 00:30:59,350
across DHS which states that every
contracting grant over $100,000 must now

1698
00:30:59,350 --> 00:30:59,360
contracting grant over $100,000 must now
 

1699
00:30:59,360 --> 00:31:01,430
contracting grant over $100,000 must now
cross Gnome's desk for approval. Or to

1700
00:31:01,430 --> 00:31:01,440
cross Gnome's desk for approval. Or to
 

1701
00:31:01,440 --> 00:31:03,029
cross Gnome's desk for approval. Or to
put that in terms that Christine can

1702
00:31:03,029 --> 00:31:03,039
put that in terms that Christine can
 

1703
00:31:03,039 --> 00:31:06,310
put that in terms that Christine can
understand, two wristwatches. And that

1704
00:31:06,310 --> 00:31:06,320
understand, two wristwatches. And that
 

1705
00:31:06,320 --> 00:31:08,789
understand, two wristwatches. And that
requirement is clearly absurd generally,

1706
00:31:08,789 --> 00:31:08,799
requirement is clearly absurd generally,
 

1707
00:31:08,799 --> 00:31:11,350
requirement is clearly absurd generally,
but especially at FEMA, an agency that

1708
00:31:11,350 --> 00:31:11,360
but especially at FEMA, an agency that
 

1709
00:31:11,360 --> 00:31:13,590
but especially at FEMA, an agency that
handles emergency relief that needs to

1710
00:31:13,590 --> 00:31:13,600
handles emergency relief that needs to
 

1711
00:31:13,600 --> 00:31:15,669
handles emergency relief that needs to
get out quickly. At one point about $17

1712
00:31:15,669 --> 00:31:15,679
get out quickly. At one point about $17
 

1713
00:31:15,679 --> 00:31:17,909
get out quickly. At one point about $17
billion in federal disaster funds for

1714
00:31:17,909 --> 00:31:17,919
billion in federal disaster funds for
 

1715
00:31:17,919 --> 00:31:20,230
billion in federal disaster funds for
states was held up for an extra layer of

1716
00:31:20,230 --> 00:31:20,240
states was held up for an extra layer of
 

1717
00:31:20,240 --> 00:31:22,870
states was held up for an extra layer of
review by Gnome causing unusual delays

1718
00:31:22,870 --> 00:31:22,880
review by Gnome causing unusual delays
 

1719
00:31:22,880 --> 00:31:25,510
review by Gnome causing unusual delays
in payments. And I'd say that I can't

1720
00:31:25,510 --> 00:31:25,520
in payments. And I'd say that I can't
 

1721
00:31:25,520 --> 00:31:27,669
in payments. And I'd say that I can't
even imagine how chaotic that process

1722
00:31:27,669 --> 00:31:27,679
even imagine how chaotic that process
 

1723
00:31:27,679 --> 00:31:29,590
even imagine how chaotic that process
must look. But luckily, I actually can

1724
00:31:29,590 --> 00:31:29,600
must look. But luckily, I actually can
 

1725
00:31:29,600 --> 00:31:31,669
must look. But luckily, I actually can
because another of Gnome's South Dakota

1726
00:31:31,669 --> 00:31:31,679
because another of Gnome's South Dakota
 

1727
00:31:31,679 --> 00:31:33,350
because another of Gnome's South Dakota
ads literally showed her as an

1728
00:31:33,350 --> 00:31:33,360
ads literally showed her as an
 

1729
00:31:33,360 --> 00:31:35,350
ads literally showed her as an
overworked accountant with ticker tape

1730
00:31:35,350 --> 00:31:35,360
overworked accountant with ticker tape
 

1731
00:31:35,360 --> 00:31:37,909
overworked accountant with ticker tape
all over the place, not exactly doing a

1732
00:31:37,909 --> 00:31:37,919
all over the place, not exactly doing a
 

1733
00:31:37,919 --> 00:31:42,470
all over the place, not exactly doing a
great job. We have close to 20,000 open

1734
00:31:42,470 --> 00:31:42,480
great job. We have close to 20,000 open
 

1735
00:31:42,480 --> 00:31:45,269
great job. We have close to 20,000 open
jobs, including accountants. So, I'm

1736
00:31:45,269 --> 00:31:45,279
jobs, including accountants. So, I'm
 

1737
00:31:45,279 --> 00:31:46,149
jobs, including accountants. So, I'm
filling in

1738
00:31:46,149 --> 00:31:46,159
filling in
 

1739
00:31:46,159 --> 00:31:49,350
filling in
>> South Dakota. Freedom works here.

1740
00:31:49,350 --> 00:31:49,360
>> South Dakota. Freedom works here.
 

1741
00:31:49,360 --> 00:31:51,669
>> South Dakota. Freedom works here.
>> Governor Gnome, you didn't carry the

1742
00:31:51,669 --> 00:31:51,679
>> Governor Gnome, you didn't carry the
 

1743
00:31:51,679 --> 00:31:52,149
>> Governor Gnome, you didn't carry the
two.

1744
00:31:52,149 --> 00:31:52,159
two.
 

1745
00:31:52,159 --> 00:31:54,710
two.
>> Josh, kiss my abocus.

1746
00:31:54,710 --> 00:31:54,720
>> Josh, kiss my abocus.
 

1747
00:31:54,720 --> 00:31:57,830
>> Josh, kiss my abocus.
>> Okay, it seems once more I find myself

1748
00:31:57,830 --> 00:31:57,840
>> Okay, it seems once more I find myself
 

1749
00:31:57,840 --> 00:32:00,549
>> Okay, it seems once more I find myself
in a tough spot because again, I have

1750
00:32:00,549 --> 00:32:00,559
in a tough spot because again, I have
 

1751
00:32:00,559 --> 00:32:01,782
in a tough spot because again, I have
been told to read something to

1752
00:32:01,782 --> 00:32:01,792
been told to read something to
 

1753
00:32:01,792 --> 00:32:04,070
been told to read something to
[cheering] you and I don't feel like I

1754
00:32:04,070 --> 00:32:04,080
[cheering] you and I don't feel like I
 

1755
00:32:04,080 --> 00:32:06,070
[cheering] you and I don't feel like I
can say no.

1756
00:32:06,070 --> 00:32:06,080
can say no.
 

1757
00:32:06,080 --> 00:32:08,070
can say no.
The precise way for you to describe what

1758
00:32:08,070 --> 00:32:08,080
The precise way for you to describe what
 

1759
00:32:08,080 --> 00:32:09,909
The precise way for you to describe what
Christine was actively chosen to look

1760
00:32:09,909 --> 00:32:09,919
Christine was actively chosen to look
 

1761
00:32:09,919 --> 00:32:12,389
Christine was actively chosen to look
like there is mother of the bride who

1762
00:32:12,389 --> 00:32:12,399
like there is mother of the bride who
 

1763
00:32:12,399 --> 00:32:14,230
like there is mother of the bride who
asked for the exact same hair as the

1764
00:32:14,230 --> 00:32:14,240
asked for the exact same hair as the
 

1765
00:32:14,240 --> 00:32:17,029
asked for the exact same hair as the
bride. [laughter]

1766
00:32:17,029 --> 00:32:17,039
bride. [laughter]
 

1767
00:32:17,039 --> 00:32:19,590
bride. [laughter]
Also, John, while I have your attention,

1768
00:32:19,590 --> 00:32:19,600
Also, John, while I have your attention,
 

1769
00:32:19,600 --> 00:32:21,029
Also, John, while I have your attention,
maybe it's time for you to be putting a

1770
00:32:21,029 --> 00:32:21,039
maybe it's time for you to be putting a
 

1771
00:32:21,039 --> 00:32:22,950
maybe it's time for you to be putting a
little gray in the eyebrow makeup.

1772
00:32:22,950 --> 00:32:22,960
little gray in the eyebrow makeup.
 

1773
00:32:22,960 --> 00:32:24,870
little gray in the eyebrow makeup.
You're not fooling anyone. Let's be

1774
00:32:24,870 --> 00:32:24,880
You're not fooling anyone. Let's be
 

1775
00:32:24,880 --> 00:32:28,549
You're not fooling anyone. Let's be
adults about this. Those are her words.

1776
00:32:28,549 --> 00:32:28,559
adults about this. Those are her words.
 

1777
00:32:28,559 --> 00:32:31,430
adults about this. Those are her words.
She's brutally honest. Brutally honest.

1778
00:32:31,430 --> 00:32:31,440
She's brutally honest. Brutally honest.
 

1779
00:32:31,440 --> 00:32:32,870
She's brutally honest. Brutally honest.
She's a bad person. The future is

1780
00:32:32,870 --> 00:32:32,880
She's a bad person. The future is
 

1781
00:32:32,880 --> 00:32:35,190
She's a bad person. The future is
female. The thing is,

1782
00:32:35,190 --> 00:32:35,200
female. The thing is,
 

1783
00:32:35,200 --> 00:32:37,509
female. The thing is,
known delaying funding approvals at FEMA

1784
00:32:37,509 --> 00:32:37,519
known delaying funding approvals at FEMA
 

1785
00:32:37,519 --> 00:32:39,029
known delaying funding approvals at FEMA
has already had serious consequences

1786
00:32:39,029 --> 00:32:39,039
has already had serious consequences
 

1787
00:32:39,039 --> 00:32:40,549
has already had serious consequences
when there were deadly floods in Texas

1788
00:32:40,549 --> 00:32:40,559
when there were deadly floods in Texas
 

1789
00:32:40,559 --> 00:32:43,590
when there were deadly floods in Texas
last year, 2 days after nearly 2/3 of

1790
00:32:43,590 --> 00:32:43,600
last year, 2 days after nearly 2/3 of
 

1791
00:32:43,600 --> 00:32:45,110
last year, 2 days after nearly 2/3 of
the calls to FEMA's disaster assistance

1792
00:32:45,110 --> 00:32:45,120
the calls to FEMA's disaster assistance
 

1793
00:32:45,120 --> 00:32:47,190
the calls to FEMA's disaster assistance
line went unanswered. Now, I have to

1794
00:32:47,190 --> 00:32:47,200
line went unanswered. Now, I have to
 

1795
00:32:47,200 --> 00:32:48,789
line went unanswered. Now, I have to
tell you, Nome's disputed that report,

1796
00:32:48,789 --> 00:32:48,799
tell you, Nome's disputed that report,
 

1797
00:32:48,799 --> 00:32:50,950
tell you, Nome's disputed that report,
saying it's just false, and that report

1798
00:32:50,950 --> 00:32:50,960
saying it's just false, and that report
 

1799
00:32:50,960 --> 00:32:53,430
saying it's just false, and that report
needs to be validified. Though, I

1800
00:32:53,430 --> 00:32:53,440
needs to be validified. Though, I
 

1801
00:32:53,440 --> 00:32:55,269
needs to be validified. Though, I
believe that sentence itself could

1802
00:32:55,269 --> 00:32:55,279
believe that sentence itself could
 

1803
00:32:55,279 --> 00:32:58,230
believe that sentence itself could
benefit from being spellch checkerated.

1804
00:32:58,230 --> 00:32:58,240
benefit from being spellch checkerated.
 

1805
00:32:58,240 --> 00:33:00,630
benefit from being spellch checkerated.
And not for nothing, Gnome's $100,000

1806
00:33:00,630 --> 00:33:00,640
And not for nothing, Gnome's $100,000
 

1807
00:33:00,640 --> 00:33:02,230
And not for nothing, Gnome's $100,000
signoff law meant that according to one

1808
00:33:02,230 --> 00:33:02,240
signoff law meant that according to one
 

1809
00:33:02,240 --> 00:33:04,230
signoff law meant that according to one
former FEMA official, the FEMA building

1810
00:33:04,230 --> 00:33:04,240
former FEMA official, the FEMA building
 

1811
00:33:04,240 --> 00:33:06,950
former FEMA official, the FEMA building
itself almost had its utilities shut off

1812
00:33:06,950 --> 00:33:06,960
itself almost had its utilities shut off
 

1813
00:33:06,960 --> 00:33:09,590
itself almost had its utilities shut off
last year because the bill wasn't paid.

1814
00:33:09,590 --> 00:33:09,600
last year because the bill wasn't paid.
 

1815
00:33:09,600 --> 00:33:11,909
last year because the bill wasn't paid.
And the truth is, so far we've been

1816
00:33:11,909 --> 00:33:11,919
And the truth is, so far we've been
 

1817
00:33:11,919 --> 00:33:13,909
And the truth is, so far we've been
incredibly lucky that there hasn't been

1818
00:33:13,909 --> 00:33:13,919
incredibly lucky that there hasn't been
 

1819
00:33:13,919 --> 00:33:15,750
incredibly lucky that there hasn't been
an even worse disaster where FEMA's

1820
00:33:15,750 --> 00:33:15,760
an even worse disaster where FEMA's
 

1821
00:33:15,760 --> 00:33:17,590
an even worse disaster where FEMA's
problems were more fully exposed. As

1822
00:33:17,590 --> 00:33:17,600
problems were more fully exposed. As
 

1823
00:33:17,600 --> 00:33:18,789
problems were more fully exposed. As
last year, for the first time in a

1824
00:33:18,789 --> 00:33:18,799
last year, for the first time in a
 

1825
00:33:18,799 --> 00:33:21,350
last year, for the first time in a
decade, not a single hurricane struck

1826
00:33:21,350 --> 00:33:21,360
decade, not a single hurricane struck
 

1827
00:33:21,360 --> 00:33:24,070
decade, not a single hurricane struck
the US. But our luck can only hold out

1828
00:33:24,070 --> 00:33:24,080
the US. But our luck can only hold out
 

1829
00:33:24,080 --> 00:33:26,710
the US. But our luck can only hold out
for so long. Last August, over 180 FEMA

1830
00:33:26,710 --> 00:33:26,720
for so long. Last August, over 180 FEMA
 

1831
00:33:26,720 --> 00:33:28,710
for so long. Last August, over 180 FEMA
employees sent a letter to Congress

1832
00:33:28,710 --> 00:33:28,720
employees sent a letter to Congress
 

1833
00:33:28,720 --> 00:33:30,710
employees sent a letter to Congress
warning the Trump officials actions were

1834
00:33:30,710 --> 00:33:30,720
warning the Trump officials actions were
 

1835
00:33:30,720 --> 00:33:33,590
warning the Trump officials actions were
risking a Katrina level disaster, which

1836
00:33:33,590 --> 00:33:33,600
risking a Katrina level disaster, which
 

1837
00:33:33,600 --> 00:33:35,909
risking a Katrina level disaster, which
is a pretty haunting thing to hear. And

1838
00:33:35,909 --> 00:33:35,919
is a pretty haunting thing to hear. And
 

1839
00:33:35,919 --> 00:33:37,350
is a pretty haunting thing to hear. And
it's more than a little dispiriting to

1840
00:33:37,350 --> 00:33:37,360
it's more than a little dispiriting to
 

1841
00:33:37,360 --> 00:33:39,110
it's more than a little dispiriting to
realize that the Frankenstein of an

1842
00:33:39,110 --> 00:33:39,120
realize that the Frankenstein of an
 

1843
00:33:39,120 --> 00:33:40,950
realize that the Frankenstein of an
agency that we cobbled together after

1844
00:33:40,950 --> 00:33:40,960
agency that we cobbled together after
 

1845
00:33:40,960 --> 00:33:43,990
agency that we cobbled together after
911 is now siphoning resources away from

1846
00:33:43,990 --> 00:33:44,000
911 is now siphoning resources away from
 

1847
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:46,630
911 is now siphoning resources away from
things that actually protect us. Even as

1848
00:33:46,630 --> 00:33:46,640
things that actually protect us. Even as
 

1849
00:33:46,640 --> 00:33:48,710
things that actually protect us. Even as
it floods resources to a bunch of guys

1850
00:33:48,710 --> 00:33:48,720
it floods resources to a bunch of guys
 

1851
00:33:48,720 --> 00:33:50,870
it floods resources to a bunch of guys
in ski masks with questionable Reddit

1852
00:33:50,870 --> 00:33:50,880
in ski masks with questionable Reddit
 

1853
00:33:50,880 --> 00:33:52,310
in ski masks with questionable Reddit
histories who blast rap rock out of the

1854
00:33:52,310 --> 00:33:52,320
histories who blast rap rock out of the
 

1855
00:33:52,320 --> 00:33:53,669
histories who blast rap rock out of the
window of their government issued kidnap

1856
00:33:53,669 --> 00:33:53,679
window of their government issued kidnap
 

1857
00:33:53,679 --> 00:33:55,029
window of their government issued kidnap
mobilebiles all for the benefit of

1858
00:33:55,029 --> 00:33:55,039
mobilebiles all for the benefit of
 

1859
00:33:55,039 --> 00:33:58,789
mobilebiles all for the benefit of
Christy Gnome's Tik Tok. So what

1860
00:33:58,789 --> 00:33:58,799
Christy Gnome's Tik Tok. So what
 

1861
00:33:58,799 --> 00:34:00,710
Christy Gnome's Tik Tok. So what
can we do? Well, first and most

1862
00:34:00,710 --> 00:34:00,720
can we do? Well, first and most
 

1863
00:34:00,720 --> 00:34:03,430
can we do? Well, first and most
immediately, with DHS impartial shutdown

1864
00:34:03,430 --> 00:34:03,440
immediately, with DHS impartial shutdown
 

1865
00:34:03,440 --> 00:34:05,029
immediately, with DHS impartial shutdown
over its funding, Democrats have to use

1866
00:34:05,029 --> 00:34:05,039
over its funding, Democrats have to use
 

1867
00:34:05,039 --> 00:34:07,110
over its funding, Democrats have to use
every ounce of leverage they've got to

1868
00:34:07,110 --> 00:34:07,120
every ounce of leverage they've got to
 

1869
00:34:07,120 --> 00:34:09,510
every ounce of leverage they've got to
get major concessions. Bernie Sanders

1870
00:34:09,510 --> 00:34:09,520
get major concessions. Bernie Sanders
 

1871
00:34:09,520 --> 00:34:10,869
get major concessions. Bernie Sanders
has proposed an amendment that would

1872
00:34:10,869 --> 00:34:10,879
has proposed an amendment that would
 

1873
00:34:10,879 --> 00:34:13,109
has proposed an amendment that would
repeal the $75 billion in additional

1874
00:34:13,109 --> 00:34:13,119
repeal the $75 billion in additional
 

1875
00:34:13,119 --> 00:34:15,349
repeal the $75 billion in additional
funding that ICE received. And what I

1876
00:34:15,349 --> 00:34:15,359
funding that ICE received. And what I
 

1877
00:34:15,359 --> 00:34:16,790
funding that ICE received. And what I
don't know if [cheering] they'll be able

1878
00:34:16,790 --> 00:34:16,800
don't know if [cheering] they'll be able
 

1879
00:34:16,800 --> 00:34:18,869
don't know if [cheering] they'll be able
to get all the way to that, they should

1880
00:34:18,869 --> 00:34:18,879
to get all the way to that, they should
 

1881
00:34:18,879 --> 00:34:20,629
to get all the way to that, they should
at the very least get as many hard

1882
00:34:20,629 --> 00:34:20,639
at the very least get as many hard
 

1883
00:34:20,639 --> 00:34:22,470
at the very least get as many hard
enforceable limits on immigration agents

1884
00:34:22,470 --> 00:34:22,480
enforceable limits on immigration agents
 

1885
00:34:22,480 --> 00:34:24,710
enforceable limits on immigration agents
activities as possible. Now, second, we

1886
00:34:24,710 --> 00:34:24,720
activities as possible. Now, second, we
 

1887
00:34:24,720 --> 00:34:27,270
activities as possible. Now, second, we
need to get rid of ICE. PERIOD. PUBLIC

1888
00:34:27,270 --> 00:34:27,280
need to get rid of ICE. PERIOD. PUBLIC
 

1889
00:34:27,280 --> 00:34:28,950
need to get rid of ICE. PERIOD. PUBLIC
TRUST IN IT RIGHT NOW [cheering] IS

1890
00:34:28,950 --> 00:34:28,960
TRUST IN IT RIGHT NOW [cheering] IS
 

1891
00:34:28,960 --> 00:34:31,589
TRUST IN IT RIGHT NOW [cheering] IS
HOVERING somewhere between Purdue farmer

1892
00:34:31,589 --> 00:34:31,599
HOVERING somewhere between Purdue farmer
 

1893
00:34:31,599 --> 00:34:33,990
HOVERING somewhere between Purdue farmer
and the Titan submersible. It is just

1894
00:34:33,990 --> 00:34:34,000
and the Titan submersible. It is just
 

1895
00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:35,990
and the Titan submersible. It is just
not salvageable. And if you're thinking,

1896
00:34:35,990 --> 00:34:36,000
not salvageable. And if you're thinking,
 

1897
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:38,069
not salvageable. And if you're thinking,
well, who will enforce immigration law

1898
00:34:38,069 --> 00:34:38,079
well, who will enforce immigration law
 

1899
00:34:38,079 --> 00:34:40,550
well, who will enforce immigration law
if ICE is gone? I know maybe the

1900
00:34:40,550 --> 00:34:40,560
if ICE is gone? I know maybe the
 

1901
00:34:40,560 --> 00:34:42,550
if ICE is gone? I know maybe the
agencies that did it for decades before

1902
00:34:42,550 --> 00:34:42,560
agencies that did it for decades before
 

1903
00:34:42,560 --> 00:34:45,990
agencies that did it for decades before
2003. As for DHS as a whole, I would

1904
00:34:45,990 --> 00:34:46,000
2003. As for DHS as a whole, I would
 

1905
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:48,550
2003. As for DHS as a whole, I would
argue it's no longer tenable in its

1906
00:34:48,550 --> 00:34:48,560
argue it's no longer tenable in its
 

1907
00:34:48,560 --> 00:34:51,030
argue it's no longer tenable in its
current form. And while maybe there is

1908
00:34:51,030 --> 00:34:51,040
current form. And while maybe there is
 

1909
00:34:51,040 --> 00:34:53,430
current form. And while maybe there is
an argument for having a larger agency

1910
00:34:53,430 --> 00:34:53,440
an argument for having a larger agency
 

1911
00:34:53,440 --> 00:34:54,790
an argument for having a larger agency
coordinating different federal

1912
00:34:54,790 --> 00:34:54,800
coordinating different federal
 

1913
00:34:54,800 --> 00:34:55,909
coordinating different federal
departments, it should probably be

1914
00:34:55,909 --> 00:34:55,919
departments, it should probably be
 

1915
00:34:55,919 --> 00:34:58,069
departments, it should probably be
redesigned from the ground up and

1916
00:34:58,069 --> 00:34:58,079
redesigned from the ground up and
 

1917
00:34:58,079 --> 00:35:00,550
redesigned from the ground up and
deliberately this time, not by suddenly

1918
00:35:00,550 --> 00:35:00,560
deliberately this time, not by suddenly
 

1919
00:35:00,560 --> 00:35:02,470
deliberately this time, not by suddenly
gluing together or charts in a blind

1920
00:35:02,470 --> 00:35:02,480
gluing together or charts in a blind
 

1921
00:35:02,480 --> 00:35:05,109
gluing together or charts in a blind
panic. But if I can make one last

1922
00:35:05,109 --> 00:35:05,119
panic. But if I can make one last
 

1923
00:35:05,119 --> 00:35:07,510
panic. But if I can make one last
broader point here, cosmetic changes

1924
00:35:07,510 --> 00:35:07,520
broader point here, cosmetic changes
 

1925
00:35:07,520 --> 00:35:09,430
broader point here, cosmetic changes
just aren't going to be enough. Because

1926
00:35:09,430 --> 00:35:09,440
just aren't going to be enough. Because
 

1927
00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:11,270
just aren't going to be enough. Because
even if you get rid of Christine Gnome,

1928
00:35:11,270 --> 00:35:11,280
even if you get rid of Christine Gnome,
 

1929
00:35:11,280 --> 00:35:13,270
even if you get rid of Christine Gnome,
which you should, Steven Miller will

1930
00:35:13,270 --> 00:35:13,280
which you should, Steven Miller will
 

1931
00:35:13,280 --> 00:35:15,190
which you should, Steven Miller will
still be there. And even if you get rid

1932
00:35:15,190 --> 00:35:15,200
still be there. And even if you get rid
 

1933
00:35:15,200 --> 00:35:17,510
still be there. And even if you get rid
of him, this administration will remain.

1934
00:35:17,510 --> 00:35:17,520
of him, this administration will remain.
 

1935
00:35:17,520 --> 00:35:20,310
of him, this administration will remain.
Even if they are gone and we get rid of

1936
00:35:20,310 --> 00:35:20,320
Even if they are gone and we get rid of
 

1937
00:35:20,320 --> 00:35:22,630
Even if they are gone and we get rid of
ICE and DHS, we're still going to be

1938
00:35:22,630 --> 00:35:22,640
ICE and DHS, we're still going to be
 

1939
00:35:22,640 --> 00:35:24,630
ICE and DHS, we're still going to be
left with the broken immigration laws

1940
00:35:24,630 --> 00:35:24,640
left with the broken immigration laws
 

1941
00:35:24,640 --> 00:35:26,150
left with the broken immigration laws
that gave them permission to do what

1942
00:35:26,150 --> 00:35:26,160
that gave them permission to do what
 

1943
00:35:26,160 --> 00:35:28,230
that gave them permission to do what
they have done. Millions of people will

1944
00:35:28,230 --> 00:35:28,240
they have done. Millions of people will
 

1945
00:35:28,240 --> 00:35:29,670
they have done. Millions of people will
continue to be vulnerable because, as

1946
00:35:29,670 --> 00:35:29,680
continue to be vulnerable because, as
 

1947
00:35:29,680 --> 00:35:31,589
continue to be vulnerable because, as
we've discussed repeatedly before on

1948
00:35:31,589 --> 00:35:31,599
we've discussed repeatedly before on
 

1949
00:35:31,599 --> 00:35:33,510
we've discussed repeatedly before on
this show, our current immigration

1950
00:35:33,510 --> 00:35:33,520
this show, our current immigration
 

1951
00:35:33,520 --> 00:35:35,349
this show, our current immigration
system makes it somewhere from difficult

1952
00:35:35,349 --> 00:35:35,359
system makes it somewhere from difficult
 

1953
00:35:35,359 --> 00:35:38,069
system makes it somewhere from difficult
to impossible for many to come in the

1954
00:35:38,069 --> 00:35:38,079
to impossible for many to come in the
 

1955
00:35:38,079 --> 00:35:40,390
to impossible for many to come in the
right way. That boy in the blue hat and

1956
00:35:40,390 --> 00:35:40,400
right way. That boy in the blue hat and
 

1957
00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:42,150
right way. That boy in the blue hat and
his dad were scooped up despite being in

1958
00:35:42,150 --> 00:35:42,160
his dad were scooped up despite being in
 

1959
00:35:42,160 --> 00:35:44,310
his dad were scooped up despite being in
the process of seeking asylum. And we've

1960
00:35:44,310 --> 00:35:44,320
the process of seeking asylum. And we've
 

1961
00:35:44,320 --> 00:35:45,670
the process of seeking asylum. And we've
shown you multiple videos of people

1962
00:35:45,670 --> 00:35:45,680
shown you multiple videos of people
 

1963
00:35:45,680 --> 00:35:47,670
shown you multiple videos of people
being arrested as they showed up for

1964
00:35:47,670 --> 00:35:47,680
being arrested as they showed up for
 

1965
00:35:47,680 --> 00:35:49,990
being arrested as they showed up for
their immigration appointments. And that

1966
00:35:49,990 --> 00:35:50,000
their immigration appointments. And that
 

1967
00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:52,069
their immigration appointments. And that
is actually a bit of a tell because that

1968
00:35:52,069 --> 00:35:52,079
is actually a bit of a tell because that
 

1969
00:35:52,079 --> 00:35:53,829
is actually a bit of a tell because that
is clearly not this administration

1970
00:35:53,829 --> 00:35:53,839
is clearly not this administration
 

1971
00:35:53,839 --> 00:35:56,390
is clearly not this administration
targeting the worst of the worst. It's

1972
00:35:56,390 --> 00:35:56,400
targeting the worst of the worst. It's
 

1973
00:35:56,400 --> 00:35:58,069
targeting the worst of the worst. It's
them desperately trying to juice up

1974
00:35:58,069 --> 00:35:58,079
them desperately trying to juice up
 

1975
00:35:58,079 --> 00:36:00,069
them desperately trying to juice up
their numbers. And it is the law that

1976
00:36:00,069 --> 00:36:00,079
their numbers. And it is the law that
 

1977
00:36:00,079 --> 00:36:02,230
their numbers. And it is the law that
allows them to do that. And that is

1978
00:36:02,230 --> 00:36:02,240
allows them to do that. And that is
 

1979
00:36:02,240 --> 00:36:04,230
allows them to do that. And that is
actually something that Tom Hman made a

1980
00:36:04,230 --> 00:36:04,240
actually something that Tom Hman made a
 

1981
00:36:04,240 --> 00:36:06,230
actually something that Tom Hman made a
point of reiterating to people when he

1982
00:36:06,230 --> 00:36:06,240
point of reiterating to people when he
 

1983
00:36:06,240 --> 00:36:07,829
point of reiterating to people when he
was first sent to Minnesota two weeks

1984
00:36:07,829 --> 00:36:07,839
was first sent to Minnesota two weeks
 

1985
00:36:07,839 --> 00:36:09,910
was first sent to Minnesota two weeks
ago. For the people out there don't like

1986
00:36:09,910 --> 00:36:09,920
ago. For the people out there don't like
 

1987
00:36:09,920 --> 00:36:12,870
ago. For the people out there don't like
what ISC is doing, if you want certain

1988
00:36:12,870 --> 00:36:12,880
what ISC is doing, if you want certain
 

1989
00:36:12,880 --> 00:36:14,390
what ISC is doing, if you want certain
laws reformed, then take it up with

1990
00:36:14,390 --> 00:36:14,400
laws reformed, then take it up with
 

1991
00:36:14,400 --> 00:36:17,190
laws reformed, then take it up with
Congress. Again, ISIS is making this up.

1992
00:36:17,190 --> 00:36:17,200
Congress. Again, ISIS is making this up.
 

1993
00:36:17,200 --> 00:36:18,710
Congress. Again, ISIS is making this up.
They're enforcing laws enacted by

1994
00:36:18,710 --> 00:36:18,720
They're enforcing laws enacted by
 

1995
00:36:18,720 --> 00:36:20,390
They're enforcing laws enacted by
Congress and P signed by president. The

1996
00:36:20,390 --> 00:36:20,400
Congress and P signed by president. The
 

1997
00:36:20,400 --> 00:36:23,270
Congress and P signed by president. The
same laws have been on the books

1998
00:36:23,270 --> 00:36:23,280
same laws have been on the books
 

1999
00:36:23,280 --> 00:36:25,270
same laws have been on the books
for the last six presidents I work for.

2000
00:36:25,270 --> 00:36:25,280
for the last six presidents I work for.
 

2001
00:36:25,280 --> 00:36:27,670
for the last six presidents I work for.
If you don't like what ISIS is doing,

2002
00:36:27,670 --> 00:36:27,680
If you don't like what ISIS is doing,
 

2003
00:36:27,680 --> 00:36:29,829
If you don't like what ISIS is doing,
instead of protesting this building, go

2004
00:36:29,829 --> 00:36:29,839
instead of protesting this building, go
 

2005
00:36:29,839 --> 00:36:31,670
instead of protesting this building, go
pro to protest Congress. Tell me what

2006
00:36:31,670 --> 00:36:31,680
pro to protest Congress. Tell me what
 

2007
00:36:31,680 --> 00:36:32,390
pro to protest Congress. Tell me what
changes.

2008
00:36:32,390 --> 00:36:32,400
changes.
 

2009
00:36:32,400 --> 00:36:33,910
changes.
>> Well, hold on there, Tom. Why just one

2010
00:36:33,910 --> 00:36:33,920
>> Well, hold on there, Tom. Why just one
 

2011
00:36:33,920 --> 00:36:35,910
>> Well, hold on there, Tom. Why just one
or the other? People could absolutely do

2012
00:36:35,910 --> 00:36:35,920
or the other? People could absolutely do
 

2013
00:36:35,920 --> 00:36:38,069
or the other? People could absolutely do
both. Porqu no loss dos if I may quote a

2014
00:36:38,069 --> 00:36:38,079
both. Porqu no loss dos if I may quote a
 

2015
00:36:38,079 --> 00:36:40,390
both. Porqu no loss dos if I may quote a
phrase. It [cheering] seems most new ICE

2016
00:36:40,390 --> 00:36:40,400
phrase. It [cheering] seems most new ICE
 

2017
00:36:40,400 --> 00:36:42,150
phrase. It [cheering] seems most new ICE
recruits will have absolutely no chance

2018
00:36:42,150 --> 00:36:42,160
recruits will have absolutely no chance
 

2019
00:36:42,160 --> 00:36:44,150
recruits will have absolutely no chance
of understanding.

2020
00:36:44,150 --> 00:36:44,160
of understanding.
 

2021
00:36:44,160 --> 00:36:45,910
of understanding.
But he is right there. Trump's policy of

2022
00:36:45,910 --> 00:36:45,920
But he is right there. Trump's policy of
 

2023
00:36:45,920 --> 00:36:48,069
But he is right there. Trump's policy of
mass deportations is built on existing

2024
00:36:48,069 --> 00:36:48,079
mass deportations is built on existing
 

2025
00:36:48,079 --> 00:36:51,030
mass deportations is built on existing
laws. And if America doesn't like what

2026
00:36:51,030 --> 00:36:51,040
laws. And if America doesn't like what
 

2027
00:36:51,040 --> 00:36:53,109
laws. And if America doesn't like what
that policy looks like now that they've

2028
00:36:53,109 --> 00:36:53,119
that policy looks like now that they've
 

2029
00:36:53,119 --> 00:36:55,750
that policy looks like now that they've
seen what it really means, then it needs

2030
00:36:55,750 --> 00:36:55,760
seen what it really means, then it needs
 

2031
00:36:55,760 --> 00:36:57,750
seen what it really means, then it needs
to do something about it. To the

2032
00:36:57,750 --> 00:36:57,760
to do something about it. To the
 

2033
00:36:57,760 --> 00:36:59,990
to do something about it. To the
extent that we are all horrified by day

2034
00:36:59,990 --> 00:37:00,000
extent that we are all horrified by day
 

2035
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:01,750
extent that we are all horrified by day
labors and grandfathers and little kids

2036
00:37:01,750 --> 00:37:01,760
labors and grandfathers and little kids
 

2037
00:37:01,760 --> 00:37:04,150
labors and grandfathers and little kids
in bunny hats being terrorized by men in

2038
00:37:04,150 --> 00:37:04,160
in bunny hats being terrorized by men in
 

2039
00:37:04,160 --> 00:37:05,910
in bunny hats being terrorized by men in
March, then we need to elect people who

2040
00:37:05,910 --> 00:37:05,920
March, then we need to elect people who
 

2041
00:37:05,920 --> 00:37:08,230
March, then we need to elect people who
will commit to writing laws that reflect

2042
00:37:08,230 --> 00:37:08,240
will commit to writing laws that reflect
 

2043
00:37:08,240 --> 00:37:09,990
will commit to writing laws that reflect
that. And I've got to say, it does say

2044
00:37:09,990 --> 00:37:10,000
that. And I've got to say, it does say
 

2045
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:11,829
that. And I've got to say, it does say
something that to the extent that anyone

2046
00:37:11,829 --> 00:37:11,839
something that to the extent that anyone
 

2047
00:37:11,839 --> 00:37:13,430
something that to the extent that anyone
over the last few months has been

2048
00:37:13,430 --> 00:37:13,440
over the last few months has been
 

2049
00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:15,510
over the last few months has been
protecting our homeland and keeping it

2050
00:37:15,510 --> 00:37:15,520
protecting our homeland and keeping it
 

2051
00:37:15,520 --> 00:37:18,150
protecting our homeland and keeping it
secure, it has not been Christy Gnome in

2052
00:37:18,150 --> 00:37:18,160
secure, it has not been Christy Gnome in
 

2053
00:37:18,160 --> 00:37:20,150
secure, it has not been Christy Gnome in
her wide array of fun outfits or

2054
00:37:20,150 --> 00:37:20,160
her wide array of fun outfits or
 

2055
00:37:20,160 --> 00:37:21,990
her wide array of fun outfits or
whichever 20-year-old been

2056
00:37:21,990 --> 00:37:22,000
whichever 20-year-old been
 

2057
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:23,750
whichever 20-year-old been
pumping out Nazi flavored content on

2058
00:37:23,750 --> 00:37:23,760
pumping out Nazi flavored content on
 

2059
00:37:23,760 --> 00:37:26,310
pumping out Nazi flavored content on
Twitter. It has been ordinary people on

2060
00:37:26,310 --> 00:37:26,320
Twitter. It has been ordinary people on
 

2061
00:37:26,320 --> 00:37:28,069
Twitter. It has been ordinary people on
the streets of Minneapolis blowing

2062
00:37:28,069 --> 00:37:28,079
the streets of Minneapolis blowing
 

2063
00:37:28,079 --> 00:37:29,940
the streets of Minneapolis blowing
whistles, delivering food to friends

2064
00:37:29,940 --> 00:37:29,950
whistles, delivering food to friends
 

2065
00:37:29,950 --> 00:37:30,710
whistles, delivering food to friends
[cheering and applause] who are afraid

2066
00:37:30,710 --> 00:37:30,720
[cheering and applause] who are afraid
 

2067
00:37:30,720 --> 00:37:32,710
[cheering and applause] who are afraid
to leave their houses and marching in

2068
00:37:32,710 --> 00:37:32,720
to leave their houses and marching in
 

2069
00:37:32,720 --> 00:37:34,630
to leave their houses and marching in
the cold even though they've got godamn

2070
00:37:34,630 --> 00:37:34,640
the cold even though they've got godamn
 

2071
00:37:34,640 --> 00:37:36,870
the cold even though they've got godamn
work in the morning because if I may

2072
00:37:36,870 --> 00:37:36,880
work in the morning because if I may
 

2073
00:37:36,880 --> 00:37:39,349
work in the morning because if I may
quote that gloriously frozen Midwestern

2074
00:37:39,349 --> 00:37:39,359
quote that gloriously frozen Midwestern
 

2075
00:37:39,359 --> 00:37:41,829
quote that gloriously frozen Midwestern
man, they believe we are all human

2076
00:37:41,829 --> 00:37:41,839
man, they believe we are all human
 

2077
00:37:41,839 --> 00:37:44,150
man, they believe we are all human
beings here and that this is

2078
00:37:44,150 --> 00:37:44,160
beings here and that this is
 

2079
00:37:44,160 --> 00:37:46,390
beings here and that this is
wrong. And now [cheering]

2080
00:37:46,390 --> 00:37:46,400
wrong. And now [cheering]
 

2081
00:37:46,400 --> 00:37:47,670
wrong. And now [cheering]
this.

2082
00:37:47,670 --> 00:37:47,680
this.
 

2083
00:37:47,680 --> 00:37:51,670
this.
>> And now, local news reacts to a Florida

2084
00:37:51,670 --> 00:37:51,680
>> And now, local news reacts to a Florida
 

2085
00:37:51,680 --> 00:37:53,030
>> And now, local news reacts to a Florida
delicacy.

2086
00:37:53,030 --> 00:37:53,040
delicacy.
 

2087
00:37:53,040 --> 00:37:54,630
delicacy.
>> Welcome back. Recent freezing weather in

2088
00:37:54,630 --> 00:37:54,640
>> Welcome back. Recent freezing weather in
 

2089
00:37:54,640 --> 00:37:56,630
>> Welcome back. Recent freezing weather in
South Florida left thousands of iguanas

2090
00:37:56,630 --> 00:37:56,640
South Florida left thousands of iguanas
 

2091
00:37:56,640 --> 00:37:58,950
South Florida left thousands of iguanas
cold stunned and some people have gotten

2092
00:37:58,950 --> 00:37:58,960
cold stunned and some people have gotten
 

2093
00:37:58,960 --> 00:38:00,710
cold stunned and some people have gotten
creative about what to do with all the

2094
00:38:00,710 --> 00:38:00,720
creative about what to do with all the
 

2095
00:38:00,720 --> 00:38:03,589
creative about what to do with all the
invasive lizards. Fair warning, take a

2096
00:38:03,589 --> 00:38:03,599
invasive lizards. Fair warning, take a
 

2097
00:38:03,599 --> 00:38:05,190
invasive lizards. Fair warning, take a
break from breakfast for just a minute.

2098
00:38:05,190 --> 00:38:05,200
break from breakfast for just a minute.
 

2099
00:38:05,200 --> 00:38:08,470
break from breakfast for just a minute.
>> Iguana meat pizza. Were the iguanas

2100
00:38:08,470 --> 00:38:08,480
>> Iguana meat pizza. Were the iguanas
 

2101
00:38:08,480 --> 00:38:10,230
>> Iguana meat pizza. Were the iguanas
already dead or were they dying? They

2102
00:38:10,230 --> 00:38:10,240
already dead or were they dying? They
 

2103
00:38:10,240 --> 00:38:12,870
already dead or were they dying? They
were already dead. I believe

2104
00:38:12,870 --> 00:38:12,880
were already dead. I believe
 

2105
00:38:12,880 --> 00:38:13,589
were already dead. I believe
they're stunned.

2106
00:38:13,589 --> 00:38:13,599
they're stunned.
 

2107
00:38:13,599 --> 00:38:14,390
they're stunned.
>> So they use the leg.

2108
00:38:14,390 --> 00:38:14,400
>> So they use the leg.
 

2109
00:38:14,400 --> 00:38:15,109
>> So they use the leg.
>> They're still alive.

2110
00:38:15,109 --> 00:38:15,119
>> They're still alive.
 

2111
00:38:15,119 --> 00:38:15,910
>> They're still alive.
>> Would they normally

2112
00:38:15,910 --> 00:38:15,920
>> Would they normally
 

2113
00:38:15,920 --> 00:38:17,829
>> Would they normally
>> Well, you can't eat like a dead animal.

2114
00:38:17,829 --> 00:38:17,839
>> Well, you can't eat like a dead animal.
 

2115
00:38:17,839 --> 00:38:18,390
>> Well, you can't eat like a dead animal.
>> No.

2116
00:38:18,390 --> 00:38:18,400
>> No.
 

2117
00:38:18,400 --> 00:38:20,470
>> No.
>> Cuz that that's like a like So they're

2118
00:38:20,470 --> 00:38:20,480
>> Cuz that that's like a like So they're
 

2119
00:38:20,480 --> 00:38:21,829
>> Cuz that that's like a like So they're
killing them.

2120
00:38:21,829 --> 00:38:21,839
killing them.
 

2121
00:38:21,839 --> 00:38:23,990
killing them.
>> Mhm. And they're eating them.

2122
00:38:23,990 --> 00:38:24,000
>> Mhm. And they're eating them.
 

2123
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:25,190
>> Mhm. And they're eating them.
>> Mhm.

2124
00:38:25,190 --> 00:38:25,200
>> Mhm.
 

2125
00:38:25,200 --> 00:38:26,470
>> Mhm.
>> That's legal.

2126
00:38:26,470 --> 00:38:26,480
>> That's legal.
 

2127
00:38:26,480 --> 00:38:27,829
>> That's legal.
>> I Yes.

2128
00:38:27,829 --> 00:38:27,839
>> I Yes.
 

2129
00:38:27,839 --> 00:38:30,230
>> I Yes.
>> Sanitized iguana meat.

2130
00:38:30,230 --> 00:38:30,240
>> Sanitized iguana meat.
 

2131
00:38:30,240 --> 00:38:32,710
>> Sanitized iguana meat.
>> The fact that you [music] have to

2132
00:38:32,710 --> 00:38:32,720
>> The fact that you [music] have to
 

2133
00:38:32,720 --> 00:38:34,790
>> The fact that you [music] have to
identify that it has been sanitized.

2134
00:38:34,790 --> 00:38:34,800
identify that it has been sanitized.
 

2135
00:38:34,800 --> 00:38:36,710
identify that it has been sanitized.
This ain't dirty iguana meat. This is

2136
00:38:36,710 --> 00:38:36,720
This ain't dirty iguana meat. This is
 

2137
00:38:36,720 --> 00:38:38,470
This ain't dirty iguana meat. This is
sanitized iguana meat.

2138
00:38:38,470 --> 00:38:38,480
sanitized iguana meat.
 

2139
00:38:38,480 --> 00:38:41,109
sanitized iguana meat.
>> You missed the iguana pizza yesterday.

2140
00:38:41,109 --> 00:38:41,119
>> You missed the iguana pizza yesterday.
 

2141
00:38:41,119 --> 00:38:43,349
>> You missed the iguana pizza yesterday.
Excuse me. One more time.

2142
00:38:43,349 --> 00:38:43,359
Excuse me. One more time.
 

2143
00:38:43,359 --> 00:38:44,310
Excuse me. One more time.
>> Yes. The iguana pizza.

2144
00:38:44,310 --> 00:38:44,320
>> Yes. The iguana pizza.
 

2145
00:38:44,320 --> 00:38:49,829
>> Yes. The iguana pizza.
>> Iguana pizza. Mhm. Why?

2146
00:38:49,829 --> 00:38:49,839

 

2147
00:38:49,839 --> 00:38:51,190

>> That's our show. Thanks so much for

2148
00:38:51,190 --> 00:38:51,200
>> That's our show. Thanks so much for
 

2149
00:38:51,200 --> 00:38:52,630
>> That's our show. Thanks so much for
watching. We'll see you next week. Good

2150
00:38:52,630 --> 00:38:52,640
watching. We'll see you next week. Good
 

2151
00:38:52,640 --> 00:38:55,746
watching. We'll see you next week. Good
night. [cheering]

2152
00:38:55,746 --> 00:38:55,756
night. [cheering]
 

2153
00:38:55,756 --> 00:39:06,226
night. [cheering]
[music]

2154
00:39:06,226 --> 00:39:06,236

 

2155
00:39:06,236 --> 00:39:08,256

>> [music]